MRS. PISSY BRITCHES

Monday, February 06, 2006

Hi, Mamember Me?

I really have tried to post like 3 times in the last fucking week.
REALLY, I SWEAR..I HAVE!
Everytime I tried I got some kind of error and then Saturday when I tried once again it seemed as if I brought the whole fucking blogger program down for like fucking hours and hours. It was all fucked up.

Here is a quick update on my life. Because it is all about MMMMEEEEEE.

What I wanted to tell ya'll bitches is that I finally made a decision between the photo printer or the XM radio. Took me long a fucking nuff didn't it.
-The photo printer was the winner...lemme just tell you how fucking awesome it is. It prints the best pictures EVER. Now if I could just get Kristine over at R & O to show me how to use this fucking new camera. I know it does so much shit that I don't know about and I really don't feel like sitting down and actually reading the instruction manual so I guess you will continue to see some shitty ass motherfucking pictures. Sorry for all the abnormal (HA) cursing today. I am very on edge and pissy.

My job is sucking huge CHICKEN PECKERS. I miss my Joshua. He is all doing his fabulous new jobie job and I miss him. Hi Joshua, I know you are reading this..you little WHORE.

I miss my best friend. Puss In Boots..I can't wait to drive my ass to Kentucky to see you!! I heart you. I wish you were here, everyday to listen to my bullshit.

I want my life to be normal for just one fucking day. One fucking day without someone getting in trouble at school or getting kicked off the bus or fighting with their grouchy brother/sister...JUST ONE DAY..IS THAT TOO FUCKING GOD BLESSESED MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

I am keeping up with most of you..even if I don't comment..I am trying to keep up.
Guilt is overwhelming in that area too.

My mom's birthday is tomorrow..she would have been 48. I am pissed once again this year that she is not here for me to make fun of her being an old ass (just fucking kidding mf's). I am just pissed off about it. I went thru this last year too..I am sure if you go back and read you will find some pissy story about her on that day.

That last paragraph is probably what is causing the other things to seem much worse than they are. I just took a Zanax..I am going to fucking bed.

Loves and Kisses..
Pissy

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Monday, February 06, 2006

22 Comments:

Random and Odd commented at 12:12 AM~: OH MY FUCKING GOD! I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO COMMENT!!
Random and Odd commented at 12:13 AM~: I DID!!

Everytime I tried to comment it said error!

THANK GOD!

I would LOVE to help you!
Cin commented at 7:42 AM~: "Chicken Peckers" ...Thats a good one. I have been reading your blog for a while now. I love your sense of humor.
Pissy Britches commented at 9:19 AM~: Kristine-You will help me? I HEART YOU.
batcirclingthecity-HI! I love me some Lil' Sista. You are so not a lurker now! Thank you for commenting and visiting. What is said here should not be taken extremely seriously and no one should EVER get offended. :)
cheshirecatgrinz-Yeh, Chicken Peckers just popped in my head so what the hell. Thanks for de lurking! Come back anytime..plllleasseee. ;)
Kami commented at 9:25 AM~: ((HUGS))

Happy Birthday hugs for you, for you momma. I'm sorry, honey.

More ((HUGS)).

You sure have a fucking potty mouth, you HAB.
Shelli commented at 9:43 AM~: LOL whassaaaaap HAB!!!???

Love the pic down there of ya cutie...sucha freakin' doll.

Big ole' happy birthday to ya moms...you should have cake and sing anyway! Shit, I would.

Oh, and blogger was fucked saturday, I posted but I couldn't read any blogs, it just kept telilng me to FUCKOFF!

LATER bitch!

XO
dashababy commented at 10:14 AM~: LOL Shellibells, it did the same thing to me too!

Pissy, I saw your post that day with the pic of your camera and dock, it would not let me comment.
Just like Kris said, "error".
You were one of the first blogs I started reading and the first to add me on your blogroll, I thought I was gonna cry, remember?
Anyhoo, I luz ya and sorry everything so fucked up lately. I'm gonna let those "old" remarks slide this one time, ok. :)
"Chicken Peckers" LOL We say "Donkey Dicks" in our neck o' the woods. In fact I said it the other day when I was playing cards and the other person looked at me like I was crazy. I was like "Wha, you never heard that before?". I hadn't said it in a very long time but I was losing.
Anonymous commented at 11:17 AM~: I've been having blogger trouble too...thus, not much posting.

Glad to see your life is closer to fucking normal than usual? enjoy the xanax :)

that batcirclingthecity is one crazy HAB! You'll all be glad she's no longer just lurking :)
pack of 2 commented at 11:18 AM~: "Chicken Peckers"...you crack me up:)

Sorry about the sadness with your mom.

Shangie will be thinking of you & your mom today.
Big fat hugs to you from Shangie!!!
We love you!
Tina commented at 5:15 PM~: You have got the foulest mouth ever.....I love it!
Anonymous commented at 6:25 PM~: Sorry to hear about your momma....it's never easy.

I so feel ya on the fussy kids thing-sheesh. What age do they start to get along I wonder???

AND....

LOL @ Addison for commenting here. LOL ! I think she was scared you were gonna write somethin mean about her....(like ya said on her blog)
Kathryn commented at 8:09 PM~: Pissy, you're posting bitch!
I heart you!
Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 9:08 PM~: Oh you made my night posting I am so glad you posted!

Sorry about your mom! I am thinking of you!
Chickie commented at 7:06 AM~: So it was you that fucked up blogger? You sure do a thourough job!

When I eat Xanex I get too forgetful to remember what's bugging me.
Michele in Michigan commented at 3:33 PM~: Sending you some hugs, HAB. I know what you mean about the anger that she is gone. Get a regular helium balloon, write a message on it with a permanent marker & "send" it to her. I do that every year. My mom's been gone almost 9 yrs now. It helps.

Where does Joshua work? Maybe we can assemble a Pissy Posse and go kidnap him (or kick his ass for leacing you ) hehehe
Renee commented at 7:24 PM~: XOXOXOXOXO
phsymom commented at 1:26 PM~: OK, another lurker here ...

First inhale some of the helium before releasing the balloon and then yell Donkey Dicks (or in my day BIG BLUE Donkey Dicks) in your helium induced squeal!

That should let out some pent up and bring on some laughter.

Heart you and miss your postings!
Pissy Britches commented at 2:31 PM~: I had no idea I had LURKERS.
I am so excited.
I figured if you read this crap that I type you commented.
AND NO I don't look at my stat counter. EVER so I have no idea who comes and goes here.
Thanks lurkers and again, I suck at keeping up with everyone so if you want to stop reading now I won't be offended.
:)
Elizabeth commented at 5:28 PM~: I miss you and your cursing ways.

Sorry things are rough right now. Fucking families need to STOP. Give you a break or somefin.
Cin commented at 9:35 PM~: I have been a lurker for some time now.I have you on my bloglines (I need to update that shit on my blog)so I never miss a post! :) I found your blog through a friend of yours. Her blog was taken down due to some assclown trying to ruin her life. By the way, I hope she is doing ok. Anyway, as I said before, I love your sense of humor! :) Take care and I promise I wont lurk anymore. LOL!
Pissy Britches commented at 10:54 AM~: Lurkers.
Thank you for commenting.
I will try like hell to post more often. Especially now that I have my new phat fucking laptob. Maybe hubby wont bitch at me if I am sitting right next to him!
Spinsterella commented at 5:15 PM~: I wish I'd been articulate enough to tell my ex-boss that "my job is sucking huge CHICKEN PECKERS".

Brilliant.

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