Monday, March 20, 2006
My Future Inheritance...Fuck
Well, Lil' Miss Pissy and myself headed on down to Gran Sissys for the night on Friday. First of all, after Lil' Miss Pissy went to bed I had waaaaay to fucking many of these and way too much yummy veggie pizza. These are fucking fabulous. YUMMMMAAAYY to my big fat tummy.
I am pretty sure this was my 5th one and it didn't even make me all that drunk. Just a teeny bit. I was suprised since I haven't gotten my drink on since I was with Kristine and RSG. (yeh, I am a pansy ass) I need to drink waaaay more than I do. I make up for it with Marlboro's..you can bet your ass on that.
OH and then Daddy(Gran-Sissy) tells me that someone gave him this..
But guess fucking what..he says he has no room to put it in his house because JUST in case you don't remember..his whole house looks like this..
AND THIS...
YEH, I KNOW..AND FUCKING THIS...THIS is just the motherfucking refrigerator!
Ok..so anyways..I am just mad about the last 3 pictures because I am an only child people..where the fuck am I gonna put all that mess..it won't fit in my fucking house EITHER. I heart my Daddy(Gran-Sissy) but freaking Jeezus.. And do you know how hard it is to keep a 2 year old from breaking her neck and all this shit that you see in these pictures. Whew...it is a fucking nightmare. You may ask..why does he have so much shit in his house. Well, the answer is simpler than shit. He loves to buy nick nacks..it makes him happy. He also cleans all of it every Saturday. If it makes him happy..hey what the fuck ever. I don't have to dust it. YET.
So, as you see..the treadmill is sitting in my living room floor because as I mentioned..Gran Sissy has NO PLACE FOR IT. I was hoping like a bitch that I am that when I plugged it in it wouldn't work and I could just take it to the fucking dump but of course that didn't happen. It works..and it works pretty well. I turned it on..yes, I know..what the fuck was I thinking? That meant actually getting my fat ass up off this lovely couch. It has been sitting there since Saturday night..well..I finally got on it tonight. For 5 minutes. 5 FUCKING MINUTES. I couldn't take anymore. I thought I might actually sweat or something so I turned it off. It said I burned 50 calories in 5 minutes.
So now I am going to eat some cookie dough ice cream. Maybe I will try 6 minutes tomorrow night, but probably not.
16 Comments:
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Deodand commented at 10:17 PM~
You & sarsaprilla may take comfort in the idea that you will earn a shee-load for this stuff on Ebay when it becomes yours.
Oh, and I really like your exercise plan:
1. Exercise a small amount.
2. Eat ice cream.-
Summer commented at 5:29 AM~
Ebay! My sister has made almost $2,000 in the past six months selling her junk. My mother's junk? Mostly twisty ties and margarine cups. I can hardly wait.
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Pud commented at 6:09 AM~
I have a friend from back home who's house looks like that. She has so many angel knick-knacks that you feel like you've been saved by the holy spirit when you walk out of there.
Who knows, maybe this treadmill thing may become your new hobby.-
Monogram Queen commented at 9:21 AM~
Me too, my parents collect Thomas Kinkade, Tom Clark Gnomes, Boyds Bears and every F'in thing they sell on QVC. I heart my parents and hope I don't inherit for a VERY long time. I'm glad you got your drink on! I told Stacy I am going to take a page from Kami and try Vanilla Vodka & Coke Zero. Most of the others stuff (Zima,Smirnoff Ice etc) all make me sick if I drink more than one.
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Kami commented at 10:51 AM~
Your daddy's house cracks me the fuck up. My OCD makes me twitch. And he dusts all that?
LMAO!!!!
Have fun with that treadmill. Uh huh.-
pack of 2 commented at 11:13 AM~
I love gran sissy's fridge...look how neat the magnets are. What are we gonna do with that gurl?;)
Angie-
Kathryn commented at 11:49 AM~
You drank FIVE of those bitches?
Man, I woulda liked to have seen that!-
Elizabeth commented at 1:50 PM~
Good luck with the treadmill. Maybe it would inspire me to walk more.
Wait, I walk too damn much now. Nevermind.-
commented at 4:16 PM~
I cracked up at mrtl's comment! But I can see the value in that added feature.
I've aleady started walking to work...today in the snowstorm (spring?) I passed by two drunks who could barely stand....I guess I burned an extra calorie trying to get the hell out of their drunk fucking way.
your dad's house just cracks me up.-
commented at 5:55 PM~
man your dads house is like my aunts house.
when she moved in with my parents it was like a thrift store blew up in there. she had tin pans from frozen pies and everything....crazy shit.....
but your daddy's stuff if i remember correctly was pretty cool.....i wish someone would give me a treadmill. im running out of closet space and need some place to hang my clothes.-
pack of 2 commented at 6:22 PM~
I can't imagine dusting all that every week...OMG...how would he get anything else done?
Shelly-
Chickie commented at 6:43 PM~
We got a treadmill a couple of weeks ago. The only time I've used it is to fold it up. Maybe I'll aim for 5 minutes on it later. You will be my inspiration!
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Lori commented at 10:05 PM~
Yeah, don't move the treadmill into your bedroom - they have a way of turning into clothes hangers.
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Pissy Britches commented at 9:26 AM~
Sarsapirilla-Girl, you are not the only one...I am just glad I am not the only one who has all this mess to deal with! Drink UP..they are YUMMMY! :)
MRTL-I don't know. I will have to check that out and see. haha.
Deodand-EBAY..YES..I could sell it all there! That way my husband wouldn't divorce me when I try to bring it all up in our house.
Summer-See, what a great idea! Ebay. Who woulda thunk.
Pud-Hobby, no, blogging is my hobby. Nothing that involves exersize will ever be a hobby of mine. Although I hope your right.
Patti Cake-Yeh, well at least that stuff is WORTH something. My daddy shops at Big Lots and Dollar General for his nick nacks.
Kami-Does fun with the treadmill involve staring at it and letting my child use it as a sleeping mat?
TBG-Yes, he has OCD really bad and cleans all the time. He is a total complete WRECK..just like me.
Angie-oh hell, they are just neat as can be. McKenna moved them all around everywhere and it was just killing him. I know after we left he rearranged EVERYTHING.
RSG-I was pretty drunk by #5..but not as drunk as I thought I should be.
SFG-You walk all the time? WHY?hahah.
Lil Sis-I know! What is up with this weather? INSANE. It isn't snowing here but it is like freakin FREEZING. 1st day of Spring MY ASS.
Shelly- I don't know..he only works 2 days a week so he has plenty of time to sit and obsess over his house being clean.
Chickie-well, we are about even. I used it twice so far..5 minutes a pop. Last night was a no go..American Idol was on you know.
Lori-It is funny you mention that b/c that is exactly where I was gonna put it..I just can't do it though. I am gonna put it in the attic. ;)-
Random and Odd commented at 1:40 PM~
OH don't YOU DARE give your dad shit for that magnet collection!!
EVERYWHERE we went when you were here, "Oh I have to get GranSissy a magnet!!"
You did this to him you big sissy la-la!-
Michele in Michigan commented at 10:47 AM~
roflmao. It DOES look like a gift shop 'sploded in his house lol. But he is a neatfreak so THAT is GOOD!
My mom used to tell me (in her German accent) that she had so much stuff for me to go through that "Ven I tie, you gonna KILL me!"
Summer--I feel your pain with the margarine dishes & twisty ties ROFLMAO
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