MRS. PISSY BRITCHES

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Random Fucktarded-ness

A few random thoughts

Skating with Celebrities..I do not heart this show. Why am I watching it? My sick mean ass kinda wishes that chick would drop her maxi pad on the ice or that her tampon string would hang on top of dudes head as he is lifting her. At least it would be more interesting. Who is she anyways?- Random TRUE story..One time when I was in Jr. High school..this super popular girl who participated in every possible extracurriclar activity you could imagine was bouncing her ass down the basketball court and her maxi pad fell out of her basketball shorts onto the gym floor, this was an actual basketball game too. Holy shit..that had to suck. I would have just picked it up and stuck it on my forehead or something to try and ease the humility but what did she do? Her little pussy ass left it there and went running off the floor. Like someone wouldn't recognize her again if she got off the court fast enough. Fuck that..stand up to your maxi pads..don't be afraid of the muff pad.

American Idol...I just saw who got voted off..and it was all good. Why do the chicks suck vaginas this year? I have already decided I want Chris to win. But I heart Taylor.

Mr. Pissy is at a Predator's game with all his co-workers (just in case you didn't know we do actually have a hockey team here)..he is probably drinking beer. I am jealous.

I have to go iron my clothes for work tomorrow. I do not heart ironing. I love my Rowenta though.

I am very happy that I can come here and say random shit and have you read it and think that I am actually as fucking psycho as you think I am. I really am. How shall I put this..? I have ISSUES maybe. No, not maybe. No doubt about it. I just wished that chicks tampon string would hang out while perched in the air on national TV.

Tomorrow is Friday. That is good.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Thursday, March 02, 2006

19 Comments:

pack of 2 commented at 8:57 PM~: "Why do the chicks suck vaginas this year?"

What's wrong with that? Ya know some gals do that too:)

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Shangie
Katy Barzedor commented at 9:04 PM~: *whew* I'm glad somebody picked out the vagina sucking phrase before my head exploded!

One time when I was in high school, for some reason I was actually inside the building during a pep rally (rather than outside smoking with all the other burnouts). I saw the peppy cheerleaders make a pyramid..and then COLLAPSE! Oh, man, I laughed my mean ass off. The only thing that could've made it better would be if a tampon or pad had come flyin' out of the crumbling heap.

I am so going to hell.
Katy Barzedor commented at 9:07 PM~: And Pissy, why ya gotta be all crude and "chicks suck vaginas"?
Couldn't you be all dainty and say "the ladies really lip some labia this year" ?

Because I know if nothing else, you strive to be as ladylike as humanly possible without sewing little white gloves to your hands.
Kami commented at 9:09 PM~: Ooookay, then.

;)
Pissy Britches commented at 9:15 PM~: Fuck ya'll are funny.
There is nothing wrong with sucking vaginas..
absolutely nothing.
Whatever you prefer.
Just wanted to make that clear.
Just b/c it isn't my thing doesn't mean it can't be yours.
Loves & kisses
Pissy
Pissy Britches commented at 9:19 PM~: Bucky..I am really not very lady like am I? Please mail the white gloves and I will take a picture of them between my ass cheeks. hehehe

Actually I am me..and that is good.
I like me..sometimes.
I have to entertain myself somehow.
I am proper and polite for 8 hours a day. That is enough for me.
Cin commented at 9:27 PM~: "Tampon string would hang on top of dudes head"....That would be fucking hilarious!
Kathryn commented at 10:13 PM~: I love sucking vaginas.
Just sayin.
Unknown commented at 10:49 PM~: I second the 'whats an iron' comment and agree with everyone who says you're insane - that's why we come here.

When I was 13 I went on a church camp and one of the popular girls was wearing cut off denim shorts over her bikini. As she was getting out of the pool one of the boys goes "hang on you have a loose thread" and proceeded to pull out her tampon.
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Chickie commented at 11:43 PM~: I think the hanging tampon string wish is perfectly acceptable. It would make for better t.v.
Renee commented at 8:24 AM~: Pissy, I found myself telling your Valentine's Olive Garden story to a couple I just met last night. They were Kevin's friends. They may not ba anymore!lol Nah they laughed their asses off!:-)
BirdMadGirl commented at 8:42 AM~: LMAO at Song's comment.... EWWWWW! That poor girl! That's fucking hysterical!

I SOOOOOOOOO agree with you. Other than Mandisa - the chicks are sucking vaginas this year. Lisa, Katharine and Paris have some great potential - but I'm hating the songs they're picking to sing. And will Kellie Pickler PLEASE get a clue already. GAWD. Someone SHUT HER UP.

And by the way.... Chris Daughtry is going to be mine. I fucking LOVE that boy. GAWD... the things I want to do to him.... *Sigh* He gets better and better every week. And Taylor is amazing. I don't care if he wins or not - I'm sure he'll be signed right away and I'll be first in line to buy his CD. I could listen to Taylor sing ALL.FUCKING.DAY.

Happy Friday!
Sullen Girl Daughtry
(Hmmmmm... doesn't that sound fantastic?!?!) ;)
Monogram Queen commented at 8:50 AM~: I don't like Skating With The Stars and I watched it last night too. I think they planted some subliminal message on American Idol that made us do it.
The guys are WAY better this year. I heart Chris too. Sexay....
Shelli commented at 9:53 AM~: OMG that story rocks. How embarassing. I never had anything like that happen to me, but all I can think about is how sad and embarassed my daughter would feel had that been her. It was still funny! ROFL.

I heart the bald guy on american idol, even tho i miss the show on wednesday, hopefully soon it will only be on ONCE a week, ON TUESDAYAS!!! lol. Better yet, hopefully soon I will have TIVO!! YAAYE!

Also, I like that Tucker girl, and I like Pickler, what a fucked up name, Pickler. She won't win cuz she looks too much like last years. I'm bettin' on a guy this year, we'll see.

Anyway wanna throw down a bet?
Pud commented at 3:03 PM~: I swore that if Skating with Celebrities was a hit, I would throw my TV out the window. Thankfully, we know that not to be true. I want the tampon string to hang out too!
Katy Barzedor commented at 5:27 PM~: Pissy, do not tempt me with the white gloves and your butt cheeks.

Now THAT is an album cover.
Anonymous commented at 7:35 PM~: I hated watching Skating with Celebrities but my ass watched it. I always wished she'd fall and bust her chin. Hateful yes, but truthful.

I sooo love me some Taylor and Chris. And Bucky totally kicked ass ....this is gonna be a guys year.....oh and ACE? *fanning myself*
Elizabeth commented at 9:26 AM~: Oh man, I just heart you. Thank God there is another person in the world who gets off on watching someone just get the fucking shit humiliated right out of them. :)
Pissy Britches commented at 8:32 PM~: well thank god somebody loves me..
i am glad my fucked up sense of humor is not so fucked up that you never come back here.
:)

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