Friday, March 17, 2006
Random, Pathetic, Bullshit
Just a warning, once again..I have no idea what I am about to type.If I could just shut this thing down and read you guys that would be fabulous but I think to some..Pissy Britches is enjoyable..
I can tell you that I had the worst day (week) at work today in a long ass motherfucking cocksucking time but you know what..I am over it. It is ok. The world will not explode because a motherfucker couldn't do payroll.
I took the day off tomorrow to take myself and Lil' Miss Pissy to stay with Gran Sissy for the night so I am sure I will come home with lots of interesting pictures and a funny story or 2 from that trip.
Now if I could just get my fat ass up off this comfy couch and get packin that would be nice. Tina, (hi TINA) I think when I bought this couch from you, you knew that it would make me lazy and would make my ass expand..I just wanna say that I appreciate that you have turned my family into a bunch of lazy fucks. Even my 2 year old fights for her own spot in the corner where it is really extra soft and comfy AND if you try to move her she has her one of them kicking screaming ass fits. You whore. It was worth every penny I paid you for it.
And did Kami tell you that I have had such a bad week that I actually thought she didn't heart me anymore? I thought she was pissy with Pissy. I am sorry Kami. Sometimes, I am just a grouchy paranoid bitch.
OH, OH, OH, OH, my step son got his driving permit today. He is so excited for himself. I on the other hand, don't know if I am going to like this. He is asking to drive my fucking mini van for jeezus sakes. I guess that when you are 15 you will drive a Pinto with shit smeared on it just to say you have driven. But what is the fucking first thing Mr. Pissy does. Takes him to the church parking lot up the street and lets him drive a STICK shift. You can bet your hiney vaginey that was not pretty. I have a feeling that my life will never be the same. Like what if he leaves and doesn't come home, or..or.. what if we call him to come home from somewhere and he says "NO, FUCK OFF, I HAVE A CAR NOW AND YOU CAN SUCK IT"..or what if I call him on his cell phone and he answers and says "CAN YOU HOLD ON, I AM GETTING A BLOW JOB"...or "I ONLY HAD 6 BEERS"
What the hell? What the hell am I gonna do?
This is the most ADD post I have ever made and for that I am sorry. This is what happens when I have nothing good to say..shit just pours out of my fingertips and turns into this. Pure stankin ass shit.
Good night bitches.
Loves and Kisses..
Pissy
(Ugh, I typed this last night and tried to post but GUESS WHAT????? Yeh, Blogger sucks..but it is still free)
15 Comments:
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hemlock commented at 9:31 AM~
Oh Pissy, that sucks that your week has...um sucked.
And yes, Blogger is a piece of shit today.-
Monogram Queen commented at 10:07 AM~
Pissy I am a fan so you just spew whatever shit your little fingers want and I will eagerly read it :)
Hope you & LIttle Miss Pissy have a GREAT time a Gran Sissy's! My St Pat's Day is sort of sucking so far but I have faith it WILL get better!-
Lori commented at 11:24 AM~
I think the bad work week has been going around. I'm ready to rip someones head off soon. Hope your weekend's better.
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commented at 11:30 AM~
my son is all talkin bout how he's gonna get his drivers permit and crank the stereo and lean to the right when he's drivin. he's lost his damn mind.
i wish they couldn't drive til they were old enough to buy liquor.....-
Katy Barzedor commented at 12:01 PM~
I was SO ready to bitch slap Blogger last night. I was so obsessed that I attempted to publish my latest post for an hour and a half.
Can't help it. Couldn't go to bed until my post was up. I think I need help.-
Random and Odd commented at 6:50 PM~
Pissy Britches you Hooker Ass Bitch...don't you understand that THESE are EXACTLY the types of the posts we love the most from you!!!
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eyes_only4him commented at 7:41 PM~
cracking my ass up here...
from your last post..I loath dooce. she isnt funny, and she has an ugly baby, my eyes burn when i see it..ouch..-
pack of 2 commented at 7:50 PM~
Girl...you KNOW kami loves your ass:)
Sounds like a shitty week to me too.
I had one of those also...sigh.
I hope yours is better now!
Shelly-
Kami commented at 1:19 AM~
Hiney vaginey?
Oh. My.
I don't know what the fuck I would do with a driving kid. Hells no.
And I do heart your ass, you HAB.-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 12:31 AM~
Hola Senora Pissy! Just a quick note to say hi and thanks for stopping by our blog. We've missed you and apologize for not hanging around the blogosphere more... we'll try to be better. Hope you had a great weekend with your daddy!!
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Michele in Michigan commented at 11:58 AM~
I luzz me some Pissy Britches (the one with the CAPITAL letters, not the ones that smell, well, PISSY)
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Pud commented at 4:50 PM~
I love your honesty!
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Chickie commented at 6:25 PM~
This post has prompted me to daydream about what it will be like when my stepsons can drive. I need a drink now.
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Elizabeth commented at 11:00 PM~
Are you positively sure we are not related?
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limpy99 commented at 12:25 PM~
Gee, if he actually says "Hold on. I'm getting a blow job", I'd congratulate myself on the open and trusting relationship I'd developed.
I wouldn't even answer the phone.
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