Monday, April 24, 2006
I'm Back
I'm back and had a fabulous time with my #1 HAB.
Friday I left here about noonish and it unfortunately fucking rained the whole drive up there which was about 300 miles. AND I had to stop to piss about 40 fucking times on the way there so that sucked but I got there at like 4:30 ish' and got to see Jenn's new house and it fucking ROCKED. Then her and her hubby took me out to dinner which was super yummy.
Then we just sat up and talked shit and watched Episode 1 of Season 2 of The Sopranos which ROCKED. I didn't start watching that show till the 4th season and I haven't watched anything before then (YET!!).. I know..don't bitch at me..I am a late fucking bloomer or something. I want EVERY season on DVD so if you have it and don't want it..send that shit to Pissy's house.
Saturday we slept in which is something I NEVER get to do much which was great and then we got all girly'd up and went to Keenland. For those of you who don't know what that is, it is a horse track..a really nice one and they have races and you bet on the races and everyone dresses up much more than I did and it was fabulous and a beautiful day to go. It is a HUGE social party and everyone just gets together all dressed up and drinks themselves into oblivion..which we did NOT do just so you know. We stayed there a couple of hours and bet on a couple of races and I got to meet all her friends and her MIL and SIL. Everyone was really nice. Hell, we had shopping we wanted to do. And as we found out by when we got to the mall you cannot shop when you are drunk as shit. We saw this chick passed the fuck out and slumped over in her car beside us at the mall. The car was running and she was in the passenger side front seat just passed out drunker than shit..Jennifer was positive that she had been to Keenland b/c EVERYONE goes to Keenland in Lexington. Anyways, that shit was pretty funny. Then we went to eat at this Asian place that was really fabulous and did a little shopping and went and picked up stuff for dinner. She cooked me homemade brownies and some fabulous fucking pizza. (see picture up yonder) Yeh, I gained about 10 pounds in 48 hours. The bitch can cook, hell yes she can. Unfortunately her skinny ass husband doesn't eat much or even like to eat so he didn't particpate much in our food festivities. His fucking loss I guess. He's a picky eater I reckon.
Then Sunday I slept in AGAIN and she cooked me a fabulous breakfast of eggs, bacon and biscuits and I got ready to head home. Luckily it was a beautiful day for driving and only had to stop 1 time to piss. That is a miracle.
I had such a wonderful time. I needed the time away for myself. I suggest you all do the same now and then.
When I came in the door McKenna ran to me so fast screaming MOMMY'S HOME and just hugged me for like 10 minutes..that was the best shit EVER. Her Daddy fed her lots of junk food and taught her lots of silly shit to say to me when I got here.
So that was my weekend at a glance.
Hope ya'll had a great one.
12 Comments:
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pack of 2 commented at 11:02 PM~
That sounds like an awesome time Pissy!
I am so glad you got away with your #1 HAB...you deserve it. Sounds like the perfect chick weekend.
LOL @ biscuit/cookie question. I would answer that question sarsapirilla but I can't think of an explaination. Pissy I think you need to link a picture of one on the post...I know what they are...YUMMY!
Shelly-
Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 12:07 AM~
What a great weekend away and the homecoming from McKenna just melts your heart!
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Pud commented at 6:26 AM~
You are so right about everyone needing a weekend away. Why didn't you get piss ass drunk? Didn't you deserve it?
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Elizabeth commented at 7:48 AM~
Glad you made it back in one piece and had a wonderful time.
Your little girl is too cute, I swear.-
Summer commented at 7:49 AM~
I know I'm going to catch all sorts of grief for saying this, especially from the mutual HAB in our lives, but, I wish I could do that, visit my friends. But, I'm afraid to leave Otis here with his bottle and car keys and my son. Sucks being me.
Sounds like you had a fabulous time!-
hemlock commented at 8:27 AM~
I love how you write (with all that sassy language!!). I assume it's almost like being there!! ;)
Sounds like a great weekend.
Woohoo for getting away!-
Monogram Queen commented at 12:03 PM~
Pissy I am lucky like you, my daughter has a wonderful Dad that I never have a problem leaving her with. They go to my MIL's every couple of weeks. I miss them but it IS good to have "you" time. I will totally CRY the first time Madison does something like that (she's just starting to talk good), McKenna is a DOLL BABY!
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commented at 8:19 PM~
Sounds like a great weekend!
And to have some southern cooking? biscuits and country gravy? Yum!-
Michele in Michigan commented at 8:39 PM~
Next time, send me some left overs! I love soppin' wif bisquits. Yum.
Glad you had fun! And that welcome from Miss Pissy almost makes up for all the times she is a little shit, doesn't it? ;)-
Kami commented at 10:25 PM~
Dude. What a great time.
I have NEVER seen The Sopranos.-
Kathryn commented at 11:31 AM~
You got piss ass drunk? What you have, like two beers?
Come visit me, your #2 HAB!-
Cin commented at 7:44 AM~
Sounds like you had a great weekend.:) If you are just getting into Season 2 of the Sopranos, that is where they bring Furio from Italy. Oh man, keep an eye for this guy...he rocks. LOL! :)
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