Saturday, April 08, 2006
MOTHER NATURE IS A WHORE...
Can someone tell me why this crazy bitch has decided that there are too many Tennesseans in this world. Crazy, crazy shit this week with weather here.If you haven't heard about the damage, it was worse this time... go to cnn.com and you can see it there.
All is fine here at Pissy's house but we were some scared mofo's.
Bobby the shit tanker guy almost wasn't so lucky. There was a touchdown about a mile or less from his house. He is camped out at Gran Sissy's b/c there is no electricity down yander ways.
Now listen up mutha nature...I am tired of this shit..All day and all night you be doing crazy shit around these parts..I don't know exactly who pissed all in your cheerios but enough is enough already.
Now Mr. Pissy & Spencer are gone this morning to help with clean up in the area that was hit the hardest. Can you give us a break you skank ass bitch ho?!
Thank you.
12 Comments:
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commented at 11:38 AM~
Glad to hear you and yours are safe Pissy girl !
I was thinking of ya....
Tornadoes are my biggest fear...and to have one drop out of the sky with no apparent warning just freaks me the f**k out!
Stay safe....-
Elizabeth commented at 11:51 AM~
I was thinking of you when I saw that shit earlier.
Girl, come live with me. We get the hurricanes but fuck, at least we get warnings.
I have brownies and tequila. I mean, hello?-
Renee commented at 1:47 PM~
I thought about you when I heard the storms were coming last night. I'm glad ya'll are ok.
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Shelli commented at 3:16 PM~
glad your safe.
mutha fucken nature needs a beaten!
bring it!-
Pissy Britches commented at 7:02 PM~
Thank you all for thinking of us.
I guess it is all over every news channel today.
Crazy shit I'm tellin yah.
And I guess this kind of weather is pretty common round here.
Usually not this common though.-
pack of 2 commented at 7:17 PM~
So glad that you're doing okay....we were worried.
Angie-
Kami commented at 7:55 PM~
Oh no!
Maybe Mutha Nature is PMSing.
Glad you and Bobby the Shit Tanker Guy are all okay.-
pack of 2 commented at 8:45 PM~
move HERE!...we just have volcanos erupting & earthquakes & a maybe an occasional tsunami...LOl...we also have RSG & you like her:)
Shelly-
Summer commented at 7:47 AM~
I keep thinking about you and Teener every time I hear such horrible news. It's a relief to know that you and your family are safe and sound.
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Cin commented at 11:39 AM~
Glad to hear you guys are safe. Every time I read "Bobby the Shit Tanker Guy" I have to laugh. Anyway, hopefully Mother Nature will lay off a bit.
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Pud commented at 1:00 PM~
Who knew that Tennesse was going to become the new Tornado Alley.
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Monogram Queen commented at 9:15 AM~
Gah I was thinking about ya'll too. VERY SCARY but i'm glad yall are okay. Sorry to hear about Bobby's near miss but at least it was a near-miss! I still wanna know what Gran Sissy bought on vacation last week :)
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