Monday, May 15, 2006
Heard from Gran Sissy
Now ya'll know Gran Sissy is crazy. (Gran Sissy is my Daddy)He works with this chick named Opal, she is about 24 I guess. Well she and her mom don't have the best relationship b/c her mom is just a fucking loser and didn't take care of her and doesn't take care of her other kids either. Opal is taking care of her 16 year old little sister(lives with her and everything) on top of having 2 toddlers with different baby daddies.
Anyways, the conversation goes a little something like this.
Gran Sissy-"Opal, girl, what did you get your momma for mother's day"
Opal-"Ugh, I didn't get her a damn thing., a mother is suppose to take care of her kids and love them and she obvisouly didn't do that now did she"
Gran Sissy-"Now you stingy little bitch, you could have at least gotten her a card and mailed it"
Opal-"Yeh, well I don't think they make a HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY CARD"
Now I guess that was just one of those "you had to be there" moments but I thought that was the funniest fucking thing I heard in a while.
That is all.
Carry on.
21 Comments:
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Madame D commented at 8:37 PM~
Oh lord, that's priceless.
I'm seeing a new niche for Hallmark to fill.
"Wow, it sucks that you're so awful. Happy Motherfucker's Day!"-
commented at 9:16 PM~
Yeah. She does sound angry.
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Summer commented at 5:32 AM~
I wonder how much money Hallmark would make offering a line of cards like that? One for each holiday for the people in your life you just cannot stand. Can you hear the wheels turning?
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Pud commented at 8:27 AM~
Yeah, I think Hallmark needs to start a line of cards for: Good Mothers, Sub-par Mothers, and Shitty Mothers. Think how much less anger and rage there would be if you could just send a card that says what you really feel.
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Charlotte in Pa commented at 8:36 AM~
For years I've been searching for one that says, "I really don't want to send this card, but I have a moral obligation to do so. You married my father and ruined his life, so.. uh... Happy StepMonster's Day." Funnily enough, I haven't been able to find just the right card.
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Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 8:41 AM~
That was hysterical! I would love to have bought a card like that for my mil, but thankfully she is not my mil anymore! Woo Hoo!
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Elizabeth commented at 8:48 AM~
That is classic. However, if they start making motherfucker's day cards, let me know. I will buy some in gross.
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Kami commented at 9:25 AM~
OMG! Too funny.
Happy Motherfucker's Day.
I'll need a few of those when they go to print.-
commented at 9:31 AM~
LMFAO! you told that perfectly!
Happy Motherfucker's Day...I think I'll just print them mydamnself ;)-
Monogram Queen commented at 10:10 AM~
OMG I am loving Gran Sissy! Opal sounds like a real "gem". Sorry HAD to say it! You crack my ass up Pissy! I'm so glad i found your blog
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Tina commented at 10:30 AM~
I need a "No wonder, no one likes you, your a bitch" card. Pissy, we have to design our own line of cards.....
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pack of 2 commented at 10:59 AM~
LOL...that is all.
Angie-
Margaret commented at 2:24 PM~
umm...sounds good...but my mother wouldnt bother to read it... *sigh*
peace...-
Kat commented at 5:00 PM~
Heeeelarious!! :) Lol! :)
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Summer commented at 7:37 PM~
I was just thinking, I know don't say it, but, Mother Fucker's Day would be Father's Day. No?
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Amy commented at 7:49 PM~
Ha! Poor Opal. That sucks for her.
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Katy Barzedor commented at 5:07 PM~
LOL @ Summer!
I suggested some similar card ideas to Jess when she was looking for a card for her mother last weekend. But do ya think Target had any such thing?
I'm so glad I love AND like my mom...-
Kate Michele commented at 8:16 AM~
she has a very good point....
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hemlock commented at 10:18 AM~
Ouch. That smarts.
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hemlock commented at 10:20 AM~
oh yeah... new site for me (if you want to update me on your sidebar! the other link won't work)
new site: therambleroom.blogspot.com
I tried to find an e-mail address for you on your site, but I couldn't. A comment will have to do!-
limpy99 commented at 12:13 PM~
Ahhh, crap, Summer took my comment. To the victor go the spoils.
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