Saturday, May 20, 2006
Poopin' in the potty
Hey er'body.Took a little break there. Did you notice?
I have been teaching my child how to poopie in the pottie..well, not like teaching her like that but like everytime I think she is pooping I ask her if she is pooping and then I pick her up and run to the potty with her. At 1st she would cry and beg me to let her get down b/c she was scared the poopy monster was going to eat her butt off. But we worked past that. She has done it 4 days in a row so far. Isn't that GREAT? I have such an exciting life. Now if I could just get her to tell me when she has to pee we would be in good shape. I am fixing to put the crack down on her though..I am getting tired of pull up's and she will be 3 in a few months. I already feel like I am a failure as a mother b/c she is not totally potty trained yet.
Anyways, I have also been really busy at work and that probably won't end any time soon (ever)
I am trying to get my ass a free trip to President's Club. You know all of us snooty ass bitchy sales rep's get the good stuff. President's Club is in Cabo San Lucas this year and Mr. Pissy is bound and determined we are going so I have been on the fucking BALL with that. I am really close to being there and still have 2 1/2 months to make the numbers. This will be the first time we ever had a President's Club so I want to get there and show everyone what a bitch I can be. My boss is constantly challenging me to sell more more more and so far so good. I am just about worn the fuck out though. But when you have a reward to look forward to it is much easier to try hard. So wish me luch. Mr. Pissy wants this shit worse than I do.
This will be the week we find out if my step daughter passes the 7th grade. Again, wish me luck.
Fuck, what a week. Just gotta keep on going.
Oh, did I mention that my daughter has formed an accent. I know you will find that hard to believe. It is even worse than mine.
She says couch like this..
"Mommy, lets sit down on the Caaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwch"
It is the funniest damn thing I have ever heard. Of course I don't encourage it. I don't even say it like that. Fo' real..I don't. So I try to correct her. Mr. Pissy being from the Mid West and all can't have a kid that talks funny like that, even though his wife does.
16 Comments:
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Firestarter5 commented at 9:37 PM~
I'm supposed to be potty trained?....
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Kami commented at 1:30 AM~
Yeah, um.
My kid will be FOUR in a coupla weeks, and he still shits in his drawers.
Yep.-
Elizabeth commented at 7:30 AM~
When she starts pointing at dogs and going dawwwwwg, then you can worry. :)
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commented at 8:22 AM~
Put her in big girl panties. Let her pick 'em out. She won't pee in her big girl panties Pissy. She'll love 'em too much. That's how I potty trained mine. Maybe that'll help.
GOOD LUCK on winning the trip!!! A vacation sounds wonderful right about now.-
ToadyJoe commented at 9:30 AM~
Whatchoo sellin? Maybe we want some.
Then again maybe we just wanna help Mrs. Pissy Britches take her man to Cabo. :)-
Margaret commented at 12:10 PM~
i would not stress about the potty thing...GB was still in diapers at 3...she would bring the diaper to us, have us change her, then go on her way...
we put her in cloth diapers...she was done with that in 2 days... :)
peace...-
pack of 2 commented at 2:48 PM~
Our niece was still in diapers at 3.....I think it just takes some time.
Angie-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 4:14 PM~
I don't know how often she gets treats... but if it isn't often, M&Ms work like a fucking CHARM. One if she pees on the potty, Five if she poopies on the potty. Works every time. LOL
And good luck on selling your shit. I didn't realize that crack dealers were organized enough to offer trips to Cabo. Way to go!-
Tina commented at 6:29 PM~
I should've never sold you that sofa, I miss it now that it's gone....
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Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 7:55 PM~
Way to go McKenna!
Dont worry she will be potty trained at some point. Kids poo and pee at different ages in the potty. My nephew will be 4 in February and he will pee in the potty but no way is he pooping in it. The little boy next door is 4 and he WILL NOT POOP IN THE POTTY but pees all the time. Go figure!-
Pissy Britches commented at 10:23 PM~
Cinny-Yeh, I am trying to be patient. But several kids in her class are already trained so I guess I just got nervous. Thank you for your good wishes. So much!
Firestarter-Well, I don't guess so. That is so up to you.
Kami-Boys take longer. But that makes me feel much better. I guess I am freaking out for no reason. Cant really force her. Just don't want her shitting in her pants when she is 10.
SFG-I think she does that too. :)
Kimmy- already did that, she pee'd all in um. Damn, they even had Hello Kitty on them.
Today Joe-believe me, not something you would want. Blah.
Just blah. Boring.
Monkey- cloth diapers? Yeh, that is same thing as panties pretty much..she would probably get sick of it after a while. I wouldn't even know what a cloth diaper was if someone put one in my face. I suck.
Angie- thanks gal. She will get it someday I guess.
Charlotte- It is acutally black tar heroin. That is rare around these parts. :) I have a sticker chart that we use but she does love her some candy.
Tina- so sad for you. so, so sad. But I heart it so thanks for selling it to me. You selfish HAB.-
pack of 2 commented at 12:01 AM~
Damn, I'd shit in my drawls if I thought I could get away with it too.
when I was a kid...I peed in a trash can in my room at night (shh...don't tell my mom) because I thought there were gators in the toilet...I saw it on a cartoon & believed it:)kids have cooky ideas!
Good luck on the trip...I hope you win!
I love litle kid accents!
Shelly-
Pud commented at 6:58 AM~
Good Luck! I hope you get the trip, your step-daughter passes and your toddler gets potty trained.
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Kat commented at 11:55 AM~
Well, I'm no help on the potty issue, not having kids and all, but my nephew is almost three and he is just beginning to start potty-training. Hope you win that vacation!!! :)
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Monogram Queen commented at 3:23 PM~
Whew the potty thing. My SIL's kid is 14 months older than Madison and that is ALL I HEAR ABOUT FROM MY MIL IS HOW "MADISON SHOULD BE POTTY TRAINING BY NOW." Can you tell it's pissing me off? She is just learning to communicate with us and what the potty is I don't want to push too much on her and she just turned 18 months. I think you are doing great with McKenna and please keep me updated. I look to you as an example, you know, even if i'm not an honorary HAB yet. :)
Oh and my kid says "Dah-Per".
For diaper. Yep.-
Shelli commented at 8:49 AM~
I learned in child psych that children do not necessarily need to be coerced into potty training until about the age of 3. People (like myself) try starting at age 2 and they are just not interested, or will usually show interest for a few months then totally blow it off. Dont' worry too much about it, just introduce it and mention it every now and again...
If she's 5 and still in pullups, start to worry!
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