Monday, June 19, 2006
Dip Shit in da' HOUSE...
Workin on your birthday sucks.Ok..I promise I will shut up about my birthday. It is over. I am officially old. Kidding, kidding..don't get your panties all wadded up.
I don't feel old.
I feel blessed..in some ways.
I feel sad about other things..most I can't control.
I feel angry at my mom..more everyday. Especially on birthdays and shit like this. The pain never goes away..I have gone thru numbness, then denial and sadness, now I am just angry. I think maybe I should do something about that soon. Don't want it to get worse. Got to take care of yo' shit before that shit takes some years off your life. Lord knows the Marlboro's are taking off enough. Need to quit that shit too. I was reading an article in Readers Digest tonight..(ugh did I say I was OLD..sorry I heart Readers Digest) The lady was in her 30's and had lung cancer..had never smoked a cigarette in her fucking life. Kinda like Dana Reeves. Well my dumb ass was sitting outside on my front porch reading this shit SMOKING CIGARETTES. Nice.
I hope that my 30's will make me wiser if nothing else. I have pretty much been flying by the seat of my big girl pants for the whole 20's thing. Mom dying at 19, Dad telling me he was gay at 19 (DUH) Getting married at 19, divorced at 23..remarried at 25...getting me a ready made family and and ex crack head stupid ass fucking ho ass bitch fucking wife and adding one to the mix. Fuck. That made me tired just typing it.
Here are some things I HOPE for when I am 40.
That I am still married to the same husband. I heart him. He is insane but I fucking heart him. A lot more than the 1st one.
That McKenna is much less of a dip shit than I was when I was in school. I don't give a shit if she is Steve fucking ERKEL..I just wish that she does well in school. I was too busy trying to impress a fucking nimrod boy with a penis and smoking pot behind the Ponderosa with my 1st husband who I met at the fucking Ponderosa. Fuck.
That Ashtin is leading a normal life and graduating from Harvard. OK. A little much.
That Spencer has me lotsa grandbabies to spoil and that he has as many bike ramps in his house as he wishes he could have IN MINE. Fuck.
That Gran Sissy is still alive and kicking with his homo self. I heart him.
That I have the same friends I have now, as fucked up as they are. I am just as fucked up. Imagine that.
That I still have all of you bitches and that I have met most of you or all of you.
That I don't loose all my shit including my Coach handbags and end up in a cardboard box with a 6 bag a day heroin addiction or some shit.
That I am living my dreams more than I do now. Even if that dream is to work at the Target and spend every penny I earn there except for maybe a little bit that I save for plastic surgery on my fucking sagging ass face. (hey, I don't have high expectations mmmkay)
That is all.
Hugs and pisses.
21 Comments:
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Summer commented at 9:20 PM~
You know Pissy... More than anything, I'd like to meet you and your ex g/f Teener. You both are da bomb! Happy Fucking 30th Pink Birthday Girlie!
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Pissy Britches commented at 9:23 PM~
Get cho' ass down here girl!
Tennessee is great.
Not.
Anways, we heart you.
:)-
pack of 2 commented at 10:10 PM~
Happy Birthday Girl!!!!
The past has a way of snowballing in your mind at the worst times sometimes. We're sorry you're feeling all bummed out.
Everybody has their own shit going on in their heads and we all feel fucked up from time to time. Gurl....you aren't any more fucked up than the rest of us....don't worry.;)
We wish for you in your 30's everything you said....and them some. We've both been livin in the 30's for awhile now ( actually one of us is over the 40 hump) and honestly? Life is great in your 30's.....especially if you're like us and still act like you're 18 years old! :)
You know that we'll meet you someday. We think you should come here. That way you can hang out with us and RSG....and sniff tampons with her.
We love you baby!
Shangie-
Kami commented at 10:28 PM~
Great wish list, HAB.
Did you mail me that purse today?-
Amber commented at 12:56 AM~
I'm putting pressure on you to lead me into my 30s right! LOL! I've still got two years, but I'm only 2 years and 3 days behind, so I'm comin'!
Way to rock your 20s! At least you can say that you were never bored! Plus you could probably compete in the "my family is more fucked up than yours" contest (although I bet I'd kick your ass).
Happy Birthday!-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 6:23 AM~
Happy (late) birthday, Pissy! My freaking blogroll never tells me when you update, so I missed Sunday's post saying your birthday was coming. You know that we love you and are wishing you all sorts of wonderful things for the coming year. You'll get to meet us before you're 31 - we'll definitely make it to Nashville at least. Happy, happy birthday!
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Renee commented at 8:49 AM~
Working at Target and spending all my money there may be a life time goal!
Happy Birthday a day late! Love ya HAB!!!:-)-
Renee commented at 8:49 AM~
Hey my 2 best friends from the Boro are driving up here on Friday....come on up with them!!lol
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Monogram Queen commented at 9:46 AM~
Awww Pissy I hope your 30's are everything you want/need them to be. I'm looking at 40 looming ahead and hoping for the best.
Your kids are so blessed to have you, as is Mr. Pissy & Gran Sissy. You RAWK girl!-
Well-heeled mom commented at 10:04 AM~
How sad am I???? I am past 40 and don't have a Coach bag to lose. Damn.
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Elizabeth commented at 10:13 AM~
I sent you something via email and I don't think you got it.
Damn internet.
Anyways, happy birthday, you freak.-
Madame D commented at 10:37 AM~
Happy Birthday! Hope that everything you want comes about-and I'm all for working at Target, because you get to hear about the sales first...
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Kate Michele commented at 12:46 PM~
Damn girl... 19 was a big year for you...(hugs).... sorry about losing your mom...
Though I do feel the older i get the more I come into my own... Though i still have know idea what i'm suppose to be doing in life...besides mothering my twins!!
Target? Fuckin' LOVE that store!! Now thats a goal!!-
commented at 1:18 PM~
That Target job is MINE. Back off bitch.
I'd probably spend the paycheck plus some. You'd get to see all the new crap coming in everyday. Temptation...
Hope you had a great one.-
dashababy commented at 2:58 PM~
Sheesh.
Miss a couple days and miss a ho' lotta shit here. I love the new look. Happy Birthday, HAB!
Hugs and pisses right back atcha!-
commented at 7:48 PM~
I'm looking forward to 40 cause they say that's when I'll get my groove on. Ok so I'm not looking forward to it as much as honey is...I just thought I'd try to fake that one.
Hope you had a great bday!-
Firestarter5 commented at 8:00 PM~
Something good is supposed to happen during your 30's? When the fuck did I miss that class?
Oh well, as long as KimmyK is older than me that's all that matters.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY PISSY-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:20 PM~
Thanks guys!
You fucking rock.
Hopefully something good will happen in my fucking 30's.
Fuck.-
Greg commented at 2:33 PM~
I haven't had my birthday off since I started working. I so feel your pain there.
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Kat commented at 10:15 AM~
It should be illegal to have to work on your birthday - especially the big ones. :) 19 was indeed a tough year for you! Sorry to hear you lost your mom.
Your wish list is great! I'm sure your thirties will totally kick ass compared to your twenties. I'm not even one whole year into mine and so far, it is a lot better. :)-
commented at 8:34 AM~
If smoking killed people more quickly, it wouldn't be a problem.
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