Monday, June 12, 2006
It's a suck your thumb kinda day
Do you think if I sat on the couch and sucked my thumb that would be weird?Yeh, I guess your right.
Any who...
Can I just officially say that the older I get the more fucking Monday's SUCK.
I HATE MONDAY'S!
I especially hate Monday's when my ass is fried like a piece of bologna. Yeh, the pool is open and I promised myself I would not fry myself EVER again and guess what? I did it again. It was at least an accident this time. I fell fucking asleep on the float. My tits looks like big ass cherries with nipples. My arms look like roasted sausages. I know..I know..terrible for me. I know. I KNOW. God, it hurts...I know you have no pity for me but it hurts like a motherfucker.
SMALL UPDATE: The jail visit went ok. We didn't really bug them too much about it. She told them that she would be going into REHAB again once she got out of jail and that she wanted to start seeing them once she got better. This like all things is something she has said before so I hope they don't get their hopes up. And just to clear up..the therapist recommended that Ashtin see her and when Spencer found out she was going he wanted to go also so of course that was fine. She hadn't seen them in a long time and when your son was shorter that you the last time you saw him and now he is like 6'2 that freaked her out. Ashtin isn't a little girl anymore like she was 3 years ago. So of course she cried when she saw them. So, we shall see what comes out of that.
Neither of them seemed real excited about the whole thing.
MY KID IS MEAN: I picked her up once day last week from school and her little 26 pound ass had some BIG (like twice as big as her) kid in a head lock poundin on him. He was screaming and she was just looking around like "What did I do?" This is not how little girls are suppose to act is it?
Did I mention my titties look like cherries with nipples?
16 Comments:
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Kate Michele commented at 9:10 PM~
I hate sunburns!!!
Hope everything works out with their mom...You've all been in my thoughts.
I always wonder why we can't throw a screamming melt down fit whenever we want to like toddlers!! I tried it but people just look at you like you broke out of a fucking institution or something!!! LOL
You need one of those sticker's that says "My kid beat up your honor student"!! Tough little girl ya got there!!-
Tina commented at 9:17 PM~
Hey, what's with all the damn food talk. Now I'm fucking hungry again and it's bedtime. Shit B, can't you post without referring to food around a big bitch?
Oh and just so you know. I only work 4 days a week now. I have Friday through Sunday off. So don't be calling my ass on Friday, Okay? I love my job!-
Kami commented at 9:30 PM~
Um, where were you sunning naked and shit? I burned myself up today, too. DAMNIT.
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pack of 2 commented at 10:00 PM~
Shit....I forgot what sun looks like...it's been raining here.
Sorry to hear you are burned up.
Love the picture of the thumb sucking. When I was a kid I saw my friend's MOTHER sucking her thumb...it freaked me the fuck out. I told all of my friends about it too;)
Shelly-
Summer commented at 5:06 AM~
Pissy has a back yard pool? Can I come visit? In addition to Kim's comments, benedryl deadens the nerve endings but will make you very sleepy. Feel better soon.
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Elizabeth commented at 7:57 AM~
I have not been burned to a crisp in quite some time. I feel your pain girl.
I hope, for the kids' sakes, that she gets her shit together.-
Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 8:17 AM~
Oh I always burn it stinks. Thats why I wear frickin 45 and look white as shit after spending two weeks at the beach!
Hope things work out with the kids mother!
Why was McKenna kicking his ass? He probably deserved it!-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:56 AM~
Kate Michele-Thank you! And yes, I will be having me a sticker like that. I think b/c she is so much smaller than everyone else she thinks she has to be a bad ass.
Tina-SHUP UP. I seriously hate you. We are broke up anyways.
Kami-NO, naked..GOD. My swim top just shows a little too much boobie and they are all red at the top. haha.
Shangie-guess I probably shouldn't suck my thumb then. :)
Kim- great tips..thanks homie & thank you!
Sambucca-we have SPF 50 here too. I just bought some for my kid the other day. Some of that new spray on kind...it rocks.
Summer-Yep, we bought one a couple of years ago..it is just an above ground and my husband is constantly bitching b/c no one ever swims in it...So I am wearing it out.
SFG-you and me girl. Maybe one day but I doubt it.
TBG-Well, I can't quite figure that out. He is like the biggest kid in the class..he looks like a football player and she was pounding on him. He wasn't like crying or nothing..he probably didn't even feel it.-
Monogram Queen commented at 9:02 AM~
Take a bath with LOTS of white vinegar in it, it will help take the sting out. Ooooh I HATE sunburn!
Adorable thumb-sucking pic of the munchkin. She's SO cute! Mine is little and thinks she's a bad-ass too. Uh Oh.
I hope their Mom straightens herself up for their sakes but that's a tough scenario and I hope it makes them look at her and think "OK that is NOT how I want to end up".
Hope you are feeling somewhat better today Pissy and the cherry reference cracked my ass up.-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 12:54 PM~
Who wants an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top? :-) Sorry, Lobster.
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Margaret commented at 2:31 PM~
so do we get pics of the cherries with nipples?
just wonderin
peace...-
Random and Odd commented at 5:23 PM~
You are all about your titties huh?
lol.-
Kat commented at 5:33 PM~
Sorry about the sunburn! Ouch! I haven't had a bad one in a couple of years now because the last time I did I looked like a science experiment gone wrong and the pain was horrible!
Sorry to hear the kids had to go through that but it probably is for the best that they see her and have the realistic view of her life.
That is priceless about your little one kicking that kids ass. :)-
commented at 6:35 PM~
Sorry to hear bout the burned boobies. You got pictures? No? Ok, jus' checkin.
Wonder where lil Miss Pissy gets that attitude from? MMhmm.-
Michele in Michigan commented at 12:21 PM~
OMG Kim, vinegar soaked rags burned the FUCK outta my sunburn as a kid. I probably did it wrong. Never again LOL
I burn and then I freckle. Rarely will I get a faint bit of tan. I am so white that I blind people at the beach. I can't go out in the sun without being completely covered :(
Pissy--you need to cover your nipples wif whipped cream and take pictures LOL. Cherry Boob Sundae. hehehe. Sorry for your pain. Hope you feel better soon. Loved the picture of that baby girl sucking her thumb!
And as much as the older kids twang your last nerve, don't ever forget that you are a great mom to ALL of them. They won't forget that when they are grown.-
dashababy commented at 1:39 PM~
Cherry boob sundae.... Michelle you are a nut!
Pissy,
Wow, sounds like you been havin' a helluva time with the kids and all that turmoil. I feel for you and the kids.
And you better put some lotion on those boobies before they peel off :D
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