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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Simon Says...

(Picture this, McKenna in the tub with almost every toy she owns floating around. Mommy comes to get her out and being the mean bitch of a mommy that I am I make her pick up ALL HER TOYS..BY HERSELF. Yes, I make my child pick up after herself. Can you believe that bullshit? Anyways..the short conversation went like this.)

Me: "Simon says....PICK UP ALL THESE FREAKIN TOYS."

McKenna: "Simon says...NO."

Smartass kid.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Saturday, July 29, 2006

16 Comments:

Blogger Madame D commented at 2:43 AM~  

Oh, you horrible mother you.
The things you put that child through! Her own toys!
I'm sure she can commiserate with my child, who must pick up his own toys as well. Perhaps group therapy for this affliction?

Blogger Summer commented at 6:02 AM~  

So, she inherited the smart ass gene from you... Gotta love that kid.

Blogger Firestarter5 commented at 7:44 AM~  

The Queen of the house always gets the last word....

Blogger Kate Michele commented at 9:39 AM~  

Oh man o' man you have your hands full there girl!!!

Blogger Michele in Michigan commented at 11:24 AM~  

not only a smartASS, but SMART too!! lol

LOVE IT!

Blogger Kami commented at 6:28 PM~  

I love it. What a smarty.

Blogger pack of 2 commented at 7:22 PM~  

HAHA...SHE TOLD YOU!!!:)

Shelly

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 7:43 PM~  

Well guess we know whose boss round there now don't we? [as if there were any question]

Wonder where she gets that from Pissy?

Blogger Elizabeth commented at 8:02 PM~  

You make her clean up after herself?

I am SO calling social services.

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 8:24 PM~  

I love that childs attitude....she's just like you only in a smaller package...

Blogger Amber commented at 10:36 PM~  

I swear you were in MY bathroom last night! Booger comes into our room every morning and goes back to sleep and this morning she woke up and said (remember, she JUST had her 2nd birthday), "Daddy I want my binky" and grumbles something about going back to sleep and how he can't find it.

She says, "Did you check the floor?" Clear as day!

So Simon Says: pissy and I are SCREWED!

Blogger Monogram Queen commented at 9:41 AM~  

Ha Haaaaa that is too funny and sounds so much like my kid it's scary. She was gone all week-end and in time-out within 15 minutes after her arrival home.

Blogger limpy99 commented at 1:16 PM~  

Simon asks: How long can you hold your breath kid?

Blogger Kat commented at 3:09 PM~  

hmmmm, I wonder where she gets that smartalickyness from?

Hmmm... who indeed.... :)

Blogger Shelli commented at 2:33 PM~  

lucky she didnt' say "simon says fuckyou!"

then you sure woulda fallen on your crazy white ass!

rofflmmao

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 11:56 AM~  

LMFAO! sounds like Lil' Miss Pissy has been hangin' around here mommy a lot ;)

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