MRS. PISSY BRITCHES

Monday, August 14, 2006

Finally....

Thanks Halo for the tip on why Blogger was being a bitch ass whore. I used Firefox and it worked.

So here you go. Enjoy.

All started off nice and neat..just like I like it.

Of course she got waaay to much shit. Every year I say no more and every year everyone does it anyways. MY HOUSE IS ONLY 1300 SQAURE FEET PEOPLE.

Now this is what I was most excited about. Her Daddy put it together on Friday and we had to keep her out of the backyard all day Friday and most of the day Saturday. Kudos to Mr. Pissy. I MADE him take the day off work Friday just to get this done b/c I knew that if he didn't it would not get done in time for the party. We let her open all her other presents first and then everyone went outside and then I brought her out and she ran so fast..it was fucking priceless.

She is no longer cooperating by smiling at me when I take her picture. Instead she has started to beat me with this everytime I point a camera in her face.

This ferry dress thingy was damn adorable. She loved it as you can see.

After all the opening this is what is was. I have a damn DORA EVERYTHING in my house now. Dora, if you are listening to me, you are one rich bitch and I am pissed off about that. I had no idea that you had so much shit that you sell. You whore.

Yes that is my fat ass trying to get her to blow out her 3rd candle.

She looked really excited to be there huh? WTF.

This is Mr. Pissy being a ding ass.

Grandpa got her a REAL BICYCLE. I was a little freaked b/c it never even crossed my mind that she was old enough for a REAL bicycle & a HELMET! Jeez. Is time really going that fast. It just never fucking occured to me. I put her on it and she could easily reach the pedals. She couldn't quite figure out that the pedals go FORWARD not BACKWARDS. Yes sweetie, that would be the BRAKE.

So on Sunday after much rest we got out and gave it a go. She had it down in no time flat and was riding all up and down the driveway. Can I just say that I recorded her riding it and I don't have any recorder except for on my camera. So I am recording her and yesterday I play it back and I just want you to know that I laughed out loud at my voice. I talk like the biggest trailer trash country hick you have ever heard. Hey, at least I'm honest.

As you can see we have a very long drive way...plenty of room to break your leg or arm and get lots of cuts and bruises and emergency room visits.

Hope you enjoyed. A good time was had by all. I am glad it was over. There were about 25 people stuffed in my house. Not cool.

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21 Comments:

Summer commented at 4:45 AM~: Great pictures. Thanks for sharing. That girl is just too damn cute! BTW, who mows the grass and how long does it take?
Elizabeth commented at 8:24 AM~: Girl, she is just about the cutest ever. I love that she took off for her present in the yard. :)

You have such a great house and I love the huge yard although damn, I hope you have a lawn guy or I just got way more respect for Mr. Pissy. Holy Jeebus.
Shelli commented at 8:44 AM~: Luv the photos...bitch your driveway is long ass!

Damn, your lil girl is getting BIG! You are in as much trouble as me in a buncha years....shes gorgeous!!

We're both fucked!
Kami commented at 8:47 AM~: What a great party!! Dora. Yeah, now her cousin, Diego, is coming out with shit, which WE have to have. Fuck.

Mr. Pissy. Love it.
Alli's Mom commented at 9:50 AM~: Damn that rich bitch Dora. So so glad that the Ladybug pretty much bypassed her, now we're dealing with Barbie. Another rich bitch.

Looks like a great party though. Lot's of Dora stuff for you house though!
Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 9:59 AM~: That is alot of Dora shit!

I love her running to the playyard!

Oh my she had a fabulous day and your dad rocks getting her that bike. She is getting so big!

You should have posted the video for us, we wanna hear your voice!
Monogram Queen commented at 10:16 AM~: Love the pics! Looks like a wonderful time was had. Mr. Pissy cracks my shit up. I love a dingy man :)
So far Madison doesn't pay any attention to TV and she doesn't even know who Dora is. Let's keep it that way!
Kate Michele commented at 10:52 AM~: that was soooo cool, thanks for sharing!!

Looks like every one was party hardy..

PS: Dora annoys the shit out of me!! I hope my boys don't ever like her!! Every time the map thing starts talking I wanta rip my arm off just so I have something to throw at the TV!!
Anonymous commented at 12:31 PM~: Dora scares the crap out of me. All those talking objects. It's just not right.

Love your house. You'll love that you have that long driveway later. Maybe she won't be tempted to ride in the street like we used to do. I swear we nearly got killed at least once a month.
Kat commented at 1:53 PM~: She is so damn adorable! I heart your house and big ass yard! Mr. Pissy is too funny! :)
dashababy commented at 5:34 PM~: That is adorable.
I loved all the great pics. Mr. Pissy is way too cute with his hats.
I love your voice, it's so dang cute. You should do an audio blog sometime so everyone can experience it. Priceless.
You're such a good mama. xoxoxoxo
Firestarter5 commented at 6:07 PM~: Millions and millions of blogs nowadays. Yet this single post put most of them to shame. Priceless.

Lil' Miss Pissy is plain awesome.

Mr Pissy, if his face was a little redder he'd look like the damn Devil!
Teri commented at 6:14 PM~: loved the pictures. am jealous of your yard and love Mr. Pissy in all his glory. oh yeah, you're not bad yourself. : ) keep up the good work so the girl can keep giving you dirty looks.
Deodand commented at 6:26 PM~: Holy crap, your yard is huge! You have an "off in the distance"! Wow. That kid's got plenty of room to play.
Anonymous commented at 7:04 PM~: she's adorable.

i love her little dresses. mine no longer wears dresses cause they dont show off her new boobs. pfft.

mr pissy is handsome girlie!
Pissy Britches commented at 7:27 PM~: You bitches are so great!
Thanks for all the nice comments.
Mr. Pissy mows the yard all by his damn self.
Well, it takes a while to get him to do it but I just tell him that his 3000 lawn mower will do it for him..he just sits and steers.
He still doesn't want to do it but I am very picky about my yard. It is a big ass yard too.
Amber commented at 11:22 AM~: LOVE LOVE LOVE all the Dora Shit! Cause it's not in my house! (insert evil laugh here!) We have just enough to keep her mildly happy. Dora Pillow, stuffed map, dora purse, and tons of dora books. But thank god we don't have your treasure chest! I think I would rip my arm off in protest too!
Sassy commented at 11:46 AM~: Love the pics! Your daughter is too cute! I'll be doing that on Sat...my youngest, Maddy will be celebrating her 6th birthday. I think there are about 8 kids coming (her biggest party to date) and she then tried to invite other kids that we don't know on our street, you know, just to be friendly. I squashed that idea. LOL!
Lori commented at 3:37 PM~: GREAT party and check out all the loot that baby got!

However, what most caught my eye is your HUGE FUCKING BACKYARD! OMG I would kill for a yard like that! Course here in CA, they'd build like 10 houses on a lot like that.
Chickie commented at 10:45 PM~: The photo of her running is priceless!
pack of 2 commented at 11:07 PM~: glad you all had fun. C'mon, play the tape so we can laugh at your accent too:)

Dang...that is one long driveway & the house looks bigger than 1300ft.

Happy bday little miss pissy...from Shangie

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