18 Comments:

 Anonymous commented at 8:20 PM~  

I think if you approach him just as you have here especially emphasizing pulling out his armpit hairs he'll see things in a whole new light.

and for the record-first you bitches! take that!

 Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 8:38 PM~  

I feel the pain it is unacceptable,girl you work full time the last thing you should have to do is wash dishes, get mr pissy to fix it or wash the damn dishes!

Hope it gets fixed soon!

 Margaret commented at 9:07 PM~  

why isnt the 13yo helping out?

maybe Mr. Pissy needs to wash dishes every other day...that might convince him to get the dishwasher fixed sooner...

peace...

 Anonymous commented at 9:21 PM~  

Well, yes, the older kids should help...however, Mr. Pissy, fix the fucking machine or get a new one.

end of my diatribe.

can't live without a dishwasher. just ask me. I'll tell you.

 Elizabeth commented at 9:40 PM~  

FUCK THAT.

Girl, go to Best Buy immediately and go buy one. Or make his ass do them. I'm sure he will run out and buy one right quick. I mean, why should he hurry when you are doing the dishes? Not affecting his life in the least.

 Monogram Queen commented at 9:42 AM~  

and why, pray tell are the teen-agers not doing said dishes? I did my share, hell I had to stand on a chair to reach the sink!

 Pissy Britches commented at 10:06 AM~  

Kimmy-Yes, his arm pit hairs are quite tender. He swears he is going this week.

tbg- Mr. Pissy is going to start doing them really quick. He has done a couple of sinks full. A couple out of the last 21 days doesn't get it.

monkey-for the same reason you can't get yours to do shit around the house. they are teenagers. they don't do shit. peace.

lil sis-they should help..you are right..but i don't ask them to b/c i don't want to listen to the bitching. it is easier to just do it myself and then bitch to you all about it. ;)

SFG-amen sister.

patti-see above. b/c they are lazy and i would rather do it myself then listen to them bitch about it b/c that just pisses me off. :)

 Kami commented at 10:21 AM~  

Honey, if you can go buy yourself a new car, you can go buy yourself a new dishwasher.

 Kate Michele commented at 11:57 AM~  

I feel you pain for I myself have been with out a dish washer for....let me see....Oh yeah I've never had one!!! BUT I want one!!

And once I get it it better be working at all times!!!

FIX IT MR. PISSY!!! FIX IT!!!!

 pack of 2 commented at 1:31 PM~  

Girl...I can't even imagine!!!

Start plucking his hairs & he will get the message.

Shelly

 Unknown commented at 1:34 PM~  

That's like barbaric.

I mean the having to wash the dishes by hand for that long.

In addition to the hairs in the armpits I would also suggest those on the backside of the thigh too...very sensitive area.

 Dirty Little Secret........... commented at 1:44 PM~  

I am thinking with this new found independance of yours (buying a new car ALL buy yourself) you can handle buying a new dishwasher, with out Mr. Pissy's help. BUT on the other hand if you stress the one by one plucking of his under arm hair, I think you will have a brand new shiny dishwasher being installed in less than an hour! Missed you! Sissy

 Finelly commented at 2:01 PM~  

Did it for a whole year! Yeah, it sucks! Don't know what I'd do w/out it now.
Sorry to hear you're having to do it.
(We're so spoiled to today's conveniences. :))

 Pissy Britches commented at 3:05 PM~  

This is for one person and you know who the fuck you are.
If you think that this post was for anything other than to make people laugh and if you think for one minute the biggest problem in my life is my dishwasher being broken then you are a stupid fuck.
You really, really have no idea. If you wanna talk about who's been thru more shit in their life then let's get started right now motherfucker b/c if I told you and the internet everything about my life you would sob. Everybody has shit..everybody has problems..My regular readers KNOW that this was just a rant and this is my fucking blog and if I want to bitch about my dishwasher being broken then that is what I will do.
If you think you are clever then pull your head out of your ass and turn on your brain.
Otherwise..shut the fuck up.

 Kathryn commented at 12:19 PM~  

That's my girl.
Never take any shit!
Love you HAB.

 Kat commented at 1:54 PM~  

Who said what? :)

See now, I would take the unique approach of just not doing any dishes and when there were no more, buying paper plates. But then again, I am messy and lazy and things like a sink full of dirty dishes dont' bother me all that much. :)

 Tina commented at 2:30 PM~  

Okay, go out right now and buy paper plates, plastic dinnerware, plastic cups, and paper napkins. Oh and go to Sams and buy in bulk to save money. That some bitch would buy a new one or I'd be a paper plate eating bitch for the rest of my life....

 Elizabeth commented at 5:53 PM~  

Holy crap, who pissed you off, girl? Your rant to the asshat cracked me UP.

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