MRS. PISSY BRITCHES

Monday, August 07, 2006

Trash TV

Ok..all ya'll bitches know how I luv me some trash TV watchin'.
I am sure I am the only person in blog land that watches this shit...

This time I ain't playin'.

Have any ya'll bitches heard of the show on VH1 called Flavor of Love?
Well probably not but anyways, Flavor Flav is the star (wtf ever) of the show.
For those of you who don't know who he is..he was in the 80's rap group..Public Enemy.

Anyways, so he has this reality TV show where he is tryin to find him some love cuz his ass is so nasty he can't find any IRL.
I find the show humorous to watch all these bitches pretend like he is fine as hell just b/c he has a little money in his pocket. But JEEZUS..DUDE is fugly.

Anyways, we already suffered thru Season 1 of this show and he found a cute lil' girl nicknamed HOOPS at the end and there was some bitch slappin and spittin' on each other going on. Seriously, this is the Jerry Springer of reality TV.

So HOOPS didn't work it out for good enough for him I guess so WHAT do they do but decide to have Season 2.

Last night was the 1st episode.
Here is the low down..

Flavor Flav welcomes 20 new women to his mansion with the hope of finding someone "real" this time around. But all hell breaks loose when two of the young contestants get in a fist fight over a bed. Flav has to throw the instigator out and this all happens before he even gets to the nicknames. Flav throws a get-to-know-ya mixer in the backyard but this year he's got a spy among the ladies to peep out the fakes and golddiggers. The elimination ceremony sees four women go, but that's not nearly the end of the show as one young lady leaves a special "present" for Flav on his imported Italian marble floor.

Now bitches, here's where you gotta pay close attention. Pay real close attention to that last sentence.

Let me just tell you...I ain't EVER in all my fucking life seen a bitch do what this bitch did.

So let me just SUSPLAIN it to you...and break it down.

At the end of the show Flavor Flav gives each bitch he wants to keep in his crib one of his signature clocks to put around their neck right? You with me?
So all the bitches that made it past the 1st episode are standing in a group showin Flav some love and rubbin all up on his 2 inches and THEN something happened. Something happened that I still can't believe.
All the girls and Flav start smelling something STANKY.
The camera points to this one chick in the back of the group and the camera shows her bending down to pick something up off the floor.
At this point I still have no idea what has happened..I thought maybe her tampon fell out or some shit.

Well then they show her runnin up the steps and everyone continues to wonder what that STANK is that they are smelling and then they look down on the marble floor and that bitch has done SHIT herself.

That's right..she shit HERSELF on the damn floor..and all the way up the steps to the bathroom.
THE BITCH SHIT HERSELF. Did you HEAR ME?

So they all go upstairs and knock on the bathroom door and the bitch says...
She couldn't help it, she couldn't hold it any longer and it just stated COMING OUT OF HER ASS.

I am seriously about to piss myself at this point and just dying to tell everyone I know that I just saw some bitch shit herself on cable TV.

I still cannot believe it. But she admitted it..well, she couldn't exactly hide it since there was shit everywhere but I just still can't believe it.

SHE SHIT HER FUCKING SELF ON A REALITY TV SHOW.

Look what one dude said about it on the message boards.

"Flav should have sent that Fat stankin azz nasty b.i.t.c.h. home. How in the h.e.l.l. could you get intimate with someone who s.h.i.t.s. her f.u.c.k.i.n.g. pants. What the fat w.h.o.e.r. thought she was going to serve a HOT BUFFET!If Flav keeps this swamp possum ugly azz b.i.t.c.h. on this will prove that he is one Nasty little monkey lookin mother f.u.c.k.e.r.I told you guys BIG RICK should have the show. Did you see how he put that crazy bi.tch out he done that s.h.i.t. just like a real player."

I am sorry that I am even posting this..but I think it is funny shit.
Jeez. Why do I watch this kind of shit? I can't answer that but this is one show I will NEVER forget.
The bitch shit herself.

Happy Monday.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Monday, August 07, 2006

31 Comments:

Kathryn commented at 2:34 AM~: OH. MY. GOD. PISSY.

That is all.
Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 9:13 AM~: Oh my god I am in tears laughing so hard!

I must admit I have heard of the show but he grosses me out so much I just cant watch it!

I can not believe that girl shit herself! I take it she did not move on to the next episode!
Monogram Queen commented at 9:40 AM~: Dayum, I did watch last season and HATE that I missed this one. I have to find out when it's on and pay attention. I trust they wil air the "bitch shitting herself" show again. Bwaaa haaa haaaa I can't even imagine...
Shelli commented at 10:46 AM~: OMFG i did not no there was gonna be a season two!!!! wtf!!!

HOly shit i luved hoops and how she handled her self to that fat ass skank that lost. LOL that last episode was the best. But hoops needed to have her head examined.
I can't wait to watch the encore episode of this first one...omg i can't even believe some broad shat herself, roffl.
Kat commented at 12:17 PM~: OH MY GOD.

I am sitting here with my mouth hanging open and laughing. WHY would you not excuse yourself if you were about to drop a load? How freaking embarassing!

I didn't know there was a season two. I didn't want to, but I got hooked on season one. I will so have to go find out when they are reruning that episode.

OMG. OMG. OMG.
Kat commented at 12:23 PM~: Oh goody - according to the VH1 site, it is on again at 10pm Eastern time... :) I'm so going to have to watch. :)
Pissy Britches commented at 12:32 PM~: Now you have to wait till the end of the episode to see it so if you watch..make sure you watch all the way thru.
;)
limpy99 commented at 1:22 PM~: What's the big deal? I just shit myself because I couldn't hold it until I finished your fine blog entry.
Pissy Britches commented at 1:38 PM~: Limpy-you are full of shit is what you are.
;)
Michele in Michigan commented at 1:50 PM~: ROFLMAO

I'm a Jurry Spranger addict myself. And all those other trainwrecks. I. Just. Can't. Look. Away

LOL
Kate Michele commented at 2:07 PM~: WOW!!! OMG I can't believe that!!

It's bad enough she is on THAT show, but then to shit herself?? Bitch sounds FUCKED UP!!!

Question though... What was she bending down to get when the camera went to her at first??? Cause if she was even picking it up with her hands....Bitch has crossed a whole new line of freaky!!
Pissy Britches commented at 2:13 PM~: Kate-She was picking UP HER SHIT IN THE FLOOR.
Anonymous commented at 4:32 PM~: Y'know...I never understood what Hoops saw in that nasty yellow toothed nappy headed skinny bugged out dude to begin with.

And now ya tell me some girl shit her pants she was so excited? I'm speechless. I am. God I gotta find me the rerun of that.
Kate Michele commented at 5:21 PM~: NO FUCKIN" WAY!!!!!!! I'm speechless...and believe me this is diffently a first!!
Teri commented at 5:32 PM~: I have been lurking for awhile now and I thought I would come out of the closet. I love your sincerity and your language and by that I mean your cussing. LOVE IT!

That said, I've seen commercials for this show but haven't actually watched it because Flava SCARES me! I've also seen the cat fights these girls get into and think "OMG, they are on the Jerry Springer Show". The Springer show you came up with but it fit so well. Those people are ho's and crazy ho's at that.

Okay, climbing back into the closet now.
Ms. Junie commented at 9:25 PM~: I am so taping tonight's episode. I just cannot stop laughing. If that woman stays I hope they get her a diaper! SHEESH
Ms. Junie commented at 9:51 PM~: If you go to YouTube.com they have the scene there! lol Look under "The Flava of Crap" and they have the clip.
Anonymous commented at 10:25 PM~: gawd, Pissy, I HATE reality TV, but you've got me laughin' 'til tears are runnin' down my fucking cheeks.

and I mean the cheeks on my face.

but I didn't shit myself...not in private, not on reality TV...oh, my GAWD, that's too fucking much!!!!
Elizabeth commented at 10:46 PM~: I am laughing so hard and I so needed that. Damn Carrie made me cry with her post about dogs.

I have yet to watch that show although I totally watch the Celeb Fit Club. I so might have to give Flavor of Love a go.
Vajana commented at 10:22 AM~: well, i would assume a show with Flavor Flav as the main character would be FULL of decorum and class.

Imagine that girls' life.

"Hi. I'm the ho that shit on TV and PICKED IT UP."

Yikes.
Pissy Britches commented at 10:31 AM~: Teri-Thanks for DE LURKING.
I didn't realize I had lurkers anymore.
Continue to comment..don't hide from me ya' hurrd?

It was on again last night.
I told Mr. Pissy all about it the other night b/c he didn't see it with me. His mouth just drops open and he is just sat there in disbelief.

Vaj-I am sure she will cut all her hair off..either loose or gain 100 pounds and live happily ever after.
Pissy Britches commented at 10:32 AM~: Oh and Misty-Thanks for that. I wondered if I could find it anywhere on line.
:)
Unknown commented at 2:02 PM~: I cannot stop laughing. Did I really miss that? I cannot watch that dude. He is too ugly!

Great post. I've been meaning to check your blog out since it seems to be on several others I read.

I'll be back for more.
Kami commented at 2:40 PM~: What in the hell are you watching down there? OMG.
Pissy Britches commented at 3:39 PM~: Kami
Down there?
Girl I live in Tennessee.
You mean UP HERE.
haha.
dashababy commented at 4:49 PM~: So gross! Goin' to check out the clip now.
Deodand commented at 7:51 PM~: Wow. That girl is going to be notorious for a long time as The Girl Who Shit Herself On TV. People will be pointing her out in the street.
pack of 2 commented at 9:12 PM~: Ok...I just have to tell you that I know Flav irl & he is a super nice guy. I spent the afternoon with him last summer & he is truly a great man. He is misunderstood...for good reason.

I did see that chick shit on the floor though....GROSS!!!
Last yr was a crack up too when those bitches got into a fight...hahaha

Shelly
Pissy Britches commented at 9:51 AM~: Shelly-I can see where he would be a nice guy. I don't think that he is not nice..I just think this show is ridiculous but I still watch it so whatever.
I just think he portrayes the image that he has..just like you said.
He has this image b/c that is the image he has chosen to have.
Charlotte in Pa commented at 12:00 PM~: Pissy! I just watched the clip on YouTube. Oh.My.God!! Sooo nasty and yet soooo funny! Thanks for alerting us. I don't know whether to laugh or vomit. She touched it.. then brought her finger to her nose and smelled it. What's up with that?? Damn, I love you, girl!

PS - My favorite part of this post is that you ended it with "Happy Monday" like you just wrote about rainbows or flowers and not SHIT.
pack of 2 commented at 10:28 AM~: yeah, he loves his getto rep.

That show is trash...funny though!

Shel

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