Sunday, September 10, 2006
For Momma..
I am sore.I am tired.
We took McKenna to the "fair" yesterday in my hometown. I prefer to call it a carnival..seems a little less trashy but it's really not. I went every single year growing up, I mean who could miss the Miss Fairest of the Fair pageant and the demolition derby? It's not like there was anything else to do. Come ON PEOPLE, how exciting is that!
The fair is especially exciting for us since my dad's sister (yes, my Aunt) ran off with all the crazy's about 20 years ago and left her 2 kids behind to be raised by my Grandmother so she could go experience "life". Nice huh. I will tell you that story another day. WTF?
Anyways, it was her 1st time attending and she was soooo excited. She rode everything she possibly could about 15 fucking billion times a piece. Of course this was all Gran Sissys idea. He couldn't wait to take her and see her ride everything. Of course we ate every piece of junk food imaginable which was actually pretty yummy and McKenna came home with several items that made us feel like we fit in even more as residents of Middle TN.
Of course you know I had to talk Mr. Pissy into winning her one of those cheap and gross 2 cent stuffed animals that you have to throw the darts at the balloons to win. Yeh, well...Mr. Pissy decided to take the pussy way out and have Gran Sissy McKenna on a ride so she wouldn't see him and he just went over and gave the guy 5 bucks and picked the stuffed animal of his choice. Nice. I heart him.
After much riding and Gran Sissy stopping to talk to everyone on GODS GREEN EARTH b/c he must know EVERYONE in the county we watched a nice lovely HEARSE, (yes..that's right..the car that you put DEAD PEOPLE in) win the last round in the demolition derby. Might I add that painted on his hearse with red spray paint were these thoughtful words.
"THIS ONE IS FOR MOMMA"
So sorry I forgot my camera for that one.
After getting home at midnight and putting McKenna to bed I went to sleep only to get up today feeling like I had been beatin with a hammer. Just more proof that 30 is the new "old".
Mr. Pissy left this morning to attend the Titans game with Ashtin in which we LOST once again.
Ahhh..what an exciting weekend.
I know you are so jealous of my life.
Happy Sunday bitches!
P.S. New dishwasher arrives tomorrow bitches.
13 Comments:
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Summer commented at 7:09 PM~
Wait till you hit 50.
Woot! For the new dishwasher!-
Susie commented at 9:16 PM~
Oh, Pissy. I can count on you to crack me up. This one's for Momma. ohlordhavemercy.
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Sassy commented at 12:57 PM~
I went to a fair type amusement park (it's here all year round though) on Saturday. By 3pm I wanted to either punch myself in the face or nap. But hey, glad you're getting your new dishwasha sista! Woot Woot!
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Sassy commented at 12:57 PM~
I went to a fair type amusement park (it's here all year round though) on Saturday. By 3pm I wanted to either punch myself in the face or nap. But hey, glad you're getting your new dishwasha sista! Woot Woot!
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Sassy commented at 12:57 PM~
Oh thank you blogger for posting my comment twice. I guess they thought it was so interesting that they wanted to repeat it. Ah huh.
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Unknown commented at 1:20 PM~
And oh how his momma is smiling down on his busted up car from heaven...wearing her "My son can kick the shit out of your son" t-shirt for sure...
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Monogram Queen commented at 2:11 PM~
I AM jealous of your life LOL It beats mine, this week-end for sure!
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commented at 7:11 PM~
I bet she was proud. [momma I mean]
glad to hear you had a good time. our fair starts next week and i'm excited cause i'm gonna eat me some....everything. if it comes on a stick i'mma eat it. twice.-
pack of 2 commented at 9:48 PM~
I used to love goin to them texas fairs when I was knee high to a grasshopper...hehe!
I didn't know you could pay 5 bucks for the toys though...sheesh I wasted a ton of cash...dammit!
Congrats on the new dishwasher.
Shelly-
limpy99 commented at 4:45 PM~
They just shut down one of our local fairs due to unsafe rides. Three of the carnies were arrested on outstanding warrants from other states.
No one was surprised.-
C... commented at 7:56 PM~
Fuck man! I had to say that because of your fuck fucking title next to the sweet secretary who I can't imagine would say such filth but must say that when she is having sex regardless.
Fairs, carnivals, festivals - it seems they all have that element of people who are sort of transient. well they are at least the people operating the machines but even the people that are there I have never seen anywhere before then.-
SassyFemme commented at 7:56 PM~
Love the idea of paying off the guy to get the stuffed animal!
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SassyFemme commented at 7:56 PM~
Love the idea of paying off the guy to get the stuffed animal!
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