Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Brief Update
Since I cannot tell a story lately..I will do it the easy way.Here is what has been going on in my life lately.
1. My child is a hellion. We have been working VERY hard with her to get her straightned out. Please pray for me that I don't beat down her like I used to get beat when I acted like an asshat. In the meantime I am bribing her with candy & giving her time out b/c beating her makes me feel like a shitass and the candy seems to be working a lot better. (if I get one comment about my reference to beating her I am gonna off so SHUT IT)
2. It is 2 months into the school year. My step daughter already got kicked out of school for the ENTIRE year. Back in jail school she goes..again. Devastated would not be the word I would use..it was much worse than that for me.
3. I look at my laptop like it has Herpes now. I can't force myself to pick it up and use it. Why you ask? Because everytime I turn it on I log onto my work email and WORK when I should be doing other things like beating my child or watching some good reality TV show or even cooking dinner.
4. I just got back from Costa Rica 2 weeks ago. It was AWESOME for the most part. I will not tell the story for fear of being "dooced". Sorry folks. Lets just say..I have never in my life seen so many fake tits in my life and not on the bitches in Costa Rica..(the sales reps that work at this company)
4.(part 2) In Costa Rica on our Employee Jungle Challenge which was just what I called it..just picture SURVIVOR. Well let me tell you, I never have applied to be on Survivor for a fucking reason mmmkay. I AM NOT and outdoor jungle girl. I am an indoor, lay on the couch and watch TV girl. Anyways, on one of the challenged I ripped off half of my fucking middle finger in the middle of the damn jungle. I am seriously not joking. I ripped it totally off. How you ask. Well we were competing against our other co-workers and we had this zip line thing we had to go across and we decide in order to win the challenge and get across the fastest we would send 2 over at a time. GENIUS huh? Well lets just say the zip cord stopped and totally rolled over my finger with the weight of 2 people and my ass ain't skinny in case you haven't noticed. The tour operator dude freaked out and had me put my bleeding hanging finger in the fucking CREEK in Costa Rica (can you say parasites) and then I had to rip the remainder of the skin off and I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND DIED b/c I am a pussy. Then to stop the bleeding..a maxi pad. He put a maxi pad on my finger. This happend on Friday morning and I had to deal with this fucked up painful finger ALL weekend long. When we got on the airplane Sunday to come home..it was GREEN people. Nasty and green and funky.
5 My step son has decided that since he drives now he can do whatever the fuck he wants including NOT getting a job. The smack down is coming for his ass soon so stay tuned.
6 Bobby's (the shit tanker guy, for those who read that post) son was in a terrible car accident 2 weeks ago and is not doing so well. We are pretty sure he is going to make it but it is going to be a long recovery. Please send us your positive vibes.
7. My company trip is in MAUI next year. WOO HOO! I gotta be bustin my ass to get there folks. I am all about it.
More to come but that is all I got for you for now.
Loves and Hugs
Pissy
13 Comments:
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Amber commented at 5:04 PM~
What a way to cram in as much crap as possible. Like an enema gone wrong (I hope you're laughing about that).
Give yourself a big hug, a big drink, and give you're adorable little girl another cookie to keep her in line. Cookies are the vice in our house!-
Deodand commented at 7:50 PM~
OK you win. No one else is allowed to complain this week.
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Elizabeth commented at 7:57 PM~
Holy shit, girl. Damn.
I'm sorry about the step-d and step-s. That blows. If you wanna vent, you know where to find me.
Bitchymcbitchy@ifuckinghatemostpeeps.com.
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pack of 2 commented at 10:27 PM~
holy shit girl...you have had some crap lately. We have nothing to say about beatin you kid because we both grew up the same way;)
Damn...can't believe your finger story...is it OK now or did it fall off? Don't leave us hanging chica~
We are sending good thoughts for Bobby too.
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Sassy commented at 7:27 AM~
Good freakin' God, I almost passed out reading about your finger! Is it okay now? I'm not eating breakfast now, thanks...hahaa! Seriously, I hope it's healing nicely. Sorry to hear about your kids........I've got 4, 2 of them grown teens that still live with us. Lemme just say, I feel your pain!
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Kami commented at 1:00 PM~
First off, why do we not get to see your finger in a pad? HUH? I would have liked to see that shit.
I am sorry about the steps. I would be an alcoholic.
I am also sorry about Lil' Pissy. I feel ya. Mine is a shitass, too, which is why I will be an alcoholic soon, I'm sure.-
Teri commented at 5:50 PM~
I think you should beat her more often. : )
timeouts just don't work for some children. and as always you crack me up.
Glad you had a halfway decent time in Costa Rica all except that finger part though. OUCH!-
commented at 7:20 PM~
wow, what a lot to happen. i can't believe your step daughter got kicked out of school. how frustrating for all of you. i hope that little pissy girl isn't trying to take after his sister. that's likely, but hard too.
i can't believe you went to costa rica. i want a job like that.-
Summer commented at 5:50 AM~
JHC. WTF? I don't get it. Why is it that when shit happens it's like a dump truck backs up to your front door and dumps a load of manure in your living room?
I hope your days improve, that your finger is better, that Bobby's son finds the strength to live and that you find your way with you beautiful daughter.-
Monogram Queen commented at 8:27 PM~
Girl I hope things get better. Hey I spank my kid, bribe her, whatever works best at the moment. I'm not one to be criticizing anyone. Good luck on the step chirrun. I hope it gets better.
I also hope you didn't lose that finger. OMG-
limpy99 commented at 3:47 PM~
I'm sorry so much is going on right now, but if it's not too much trouble, could you possibly post some pictures of those tits you were talking about? The ones right before you started talking about your finger getting ripped off? Talk about a buzzkill.
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commented at 9:31 PM~
oh, man...things are fucking fucked up!!! 'specially with your stepdaughter. Her mom must have done a number on her!
hey - I know you won't really beat Lil' Miss Pissy - even though she might do some 3-year-old shit that will make you WANT to beat the fucking daylights out of her, but I know you won't. I remember 3 was worse than 2, but I have good news: at 4, the child magically becomes a human being. Weird, but true.
and deodand is right - you reign on the complaint list. Even my back isn't as bad as all that. not even fucking close!-
Elizabeth commented at 9:51 PM~
Thinking of you, girl. Hope things are getting better.
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