MRS. PISSY BRITCHES

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

BlogZombie

I seriously can't think of a motherfucking thing to say to you guys. Thus, why I haven't posted in 2 weeks. It is time for me to just make some shit up at this point so have some happy and sad from none other than me, me, me.

I will start off with some things that make me happy.

-American Idol...to see the dumbasses...priceless. Makes for a good cheap laugh anyways.

-Go Hilary!!!!

-The fact that 2nd quarter for us is over at work and I made 110% of my quota. I am well on my way to Maui my bitches. Yah, me.

-McKenna has had many more good days than bad lately at school thanks to a new teacher that I think pretty much hung the moon.

-Ashtin is doing pretty well. Considering the things that have happened in the past...well you know it wouldn't take much.

-That January is OVER along with all the birthdays that came along with it. My wallet couldn't take much more of that shit.

I am quite pissed off that it is 7 damn degrees this morning in metro Nashvegas.

I am quite pissed off that it is Wednesday and not Friday. I woke up thinking it was Saturday which made for a bad morning.

I am quite pissed off that I am not inspired to tell a you a funny story. A lot of funny shit happens to me on a daily basis but I can't seem to think of anything right now.

I am pissed that my Daddy hit a man this weekend. Like a MAN, a real person. The little McDonalds dude that was sweeping the parking lot. He HIT HIM. Like not hard but enough to knock him down.

I am pissed at Mr. Pissy's boss right now. So pissed. More on that later.

One on my bitches is going thru some tough shit right now so just don't ask me what. I hurt with her and I am sorry she is dealing with this shit.

That is all I have for you today.

Hey, at least you don't have to look at the picture of my kid in mid air anymore.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Wednesday, January 31, 2007

17 Comments:

Kat commented at 9:36 AM~: First Bitches?

How the hell did i manage that?
Kat commented at 9:37 AM~: I hate when I wake up thinking it's Saturday! I'll sleep an extra 30minutes just to make up for it even if it means I'm late to work. :P

Pray tell, why did your daddy hit the McDonald's man?
Pissy Britches commented at 9:40 AM~: He was in his blind spot (the sun was shining in his eyes) or some shit and he hit the dude.
Knocked him down....dude was fine I think.
Someone saw him out driving like an hour after it happened.
Kami commented at 9:47 AM~: Ohhh, I thought Daddy PUNCHED a man. Shitness.

Thanks for the update.

The bitch will be fine. Even if it takes all of us to take someone out.
Arlene commented at 2:57 PM~: I thought you meant he punched him too!! Um, hitting him with the car makes it much better ;-)

I hate it when I think it's Saturday and then I realize I have to go to work. Makes work suck shit all day!!

Are you seriously going to Maui? What do you do?

I hope your friend feels better!
Anonymous commented at 4:58 PM~: I thought yesterday was Wednesday and today was Thursday all day. I was so bummed.

Sorry to hear about your friend.

And for the record-I loved the picture of MISS PISSY girl in the air.

Hope the dude was ok that your dad hit. WTF. He must really wanted some fries huh?
Pissy Britches commented at 9:17 PM~: He wanted him a nice breakfast sammich' and done ran over a dude sweeping the parking lot.
Yeh, nice.
Summer commented at 5:34 AM~: Because of one of your funny stories, I can never go into Target without thinking of you. Isn't that great?
Charlotte in Pa commented at 9:53 AM~: You posted, girl! I KNEW you could do it. Now let's hope I can keep my promise of blogging every day in February. What was I thinking??
Kathryn commented at 2:35 PM~: I'm so glad to not have to see that picture every damn day anymore, not that she isn't cute and all.

The McDonald's guy probably had it coming.
Charlotte in Pa commented at 3:29 PM~: I just typed a whole damn comment and it went away. I HATE the new Blogger. Anyway... which Hillary are you cheering for? Duff? Clinton? Swank? Inquiring minds want to know!
Elizabeth commented at 7:30 PM~: Ihavenot been able to comment all fucking day.

And you can never take a day off again damn it.

I was all productive and shit.
CuteBeachGirl commented at 8:13 PM~: Thank You Jesus! She blogged about something, I was getting really freaked out at the baby in mid air....chick, has been up there for like 2 weeks.
Love you.
Firestarter5 commented at 9:23 PM~: How much must life suck when you not only are sweeping the parking lot at McDonalds but then you get hit by a fucking car while sweeping the parking lot.
Lori commented at 12:24 PM~: I hear ya on the January birthdays. At least you got Maui to look forward to.
Monogram Queen commented at 5:53 PM~: Damn I need a job that I have a chance to win trips to. And not to the freakin' Land of Snow and Cheese either. Hell.
I was freakin' over your Daddy hitting a man until I read on and realized he hit him with a car. That made it ever so much better.
TGS commented at 2:07 PM~: 7º, is that F or C? Cause where I'm sitting its -15ºC but deceptively sunny...
P.S. "The Foxy Drama Queen" is now "TGS" just so ya know :P

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