Sunday, January 14, 2007
You Ask..I'm Telling..Bitches.
So, I am getting to your questions mmmkay. I have just been lazy this weekend b/c I am like that. Last night I did manage to get my ass up and drive an hour and a half to Dickson to suprise my Daddy at his SUPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY that one of his bestest girlfriends had planned for him. I talked to him and told him I was home doing chores and wouldn't be able to make it and then I jumped my ass in the shower and headed that way. He was sooo happy to see me and a good time was had by all. His official birthday isn't until next weekend but this bitch is taking him to DWTStars Live for his birthday so he had to get all his partying out of the way this weekend. Now how many of ya'll can say you took your Daddy to Dancing With The Stars Live??? Yeh, well make fun all you want but we will have a fucking BLAST. Cuz we got it like that. You must go to my FLICKR and check out the picture of Bobby (the shittanker guy) dressed up in a fur coat and some nice fabulous platform boots. Priceless.Now, to the answers to your questions. I am sooo happy that I got all the comments and not a bunch of serious questions that suck. I was WAY disappointed in the fact that I only got 34 comments and according to STAT counter this web site gets over 150 unique hits per day. So some bitches are still in hiding but whatever. Haters.
Now...on to it.
SFG ask me-OK, if you could do any job in the world (not taking pay into account) what would it be? Like your life's ambition?
-Hmmm....well I personally think I would be a good hooker but that probably wouldn't work out so I would have to say I would love to own my own little business somewhere in the Carribbean or some shit cool like that. I think it would be super cool to work for yourself and give the man the big fucko youo. I think it would be especially cool owning your own business somewhere in paradise..and you know..Hurricanes and shit..I am down with that.
Charlotte ask me-Uhh... when's the last time you pissed your pants?
-Wellll...you bitches make me piss myself pretty much on a daily basis but I would have to say it has been a week or so. I bought new panties from VS so I have been trying to keep them all nice and dry for a while.
RSG ask me-When was the last time you flew across the country to meet total strangers then proceeded to drink (a) beer with them, burn down one of their back yards and shop for fake purses in San Francisco while dining at Hooters?
-Well, that would be when I met your hooker ass over a year ago. I did fly to Costa Rica a few months ago to meet some bitches that I did not heart. But the trip to Cali was one of my bestest memories ever.
Summer ask me-Have you been back to that Mexican restaurant with Tina after she embarassed the hell out of you?
-Summer, you know I love yah but HELL NO. I have been back but not with that hooker. They hate her there and sadly I don't work with her ass anymore so we never go to lunch. She eats that yummy OCharleys food everyday anyways. That bitch.
Firestarter ask me-Where do the fucking hillbillys live?
-Kentucky. That is all. :)
Amber ask me-Here's my question: Did you clean your pants with windex? (cause I can see myself in them)
-Why yes, I did. Just for you sister.
Kris ask me-question: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-I don't do the woods so I have no idea. I mean I am sure I did do "it" in the woods at some point in my life but I don't do woodchucks.
Shangie ask me-Ever bumped nasties with a chick?
-Well, my honest to God answer is no...I got nothing for you..But I can lie and make something much more interesting up if you want. :) I plan to be a lesbian in my next life though so all my lesbian bitches better be around for that...mmmkay.
Teri ask me-You are the funniest HAB, though. Does this matter?
-Thank you for thinking I am funny. However, it probably only matters to you b/c I don't know why I have ANY readers left most days. :)
Kimmyk ask several questions-What's the scoop on the step daughter? Is she doing ok now or still out of school?
-The short answer here is YES..she is doing a little better for now. Her attitude still sucks and she still makes my life hell on a daily basis but since she is in alternative school and can't even speak to other kids all day she seems to be doing better. When I say she is not allowed to do SHIT I mean NOTTA..nothing. They have levels at this school and she moved to level 2 and can now have ketchup at lunch. WOW. She was so super excited about that. Ketchup. Yum.
2. What do you remember most about your mom? Are you like her?
-Sadly my answer to this is not very good. This could have a lot to do with the fact that I am angry at her at this point in my life. I remember her being very dependent on MEN for her happiness..she was married 4 times and just didn't think she could do ANYTHING without a man. I always felt like she loved me but more like I got in the way of her life than anything. She did have me when she was 17 years old and all that but I just never got along with my mom very well. We never really had a chance to work it all out before she died. I think I am like her more than I would like to admit..I have her attitude and expressions and her feet..just little stuff like that. I am a true Daddy's girl. Always.
3. How's your dad and the shit dude? He is fabulous. He is doing really well and I am very thankful. My relationship with him is the best that it has ever been and that has a lot to do with a little 3 year old named McKenna. He is the bestest & I heart him so much.
The Merry Widow ask me-OK FIRST, I thought you were DEAD you HAB. Don't pull that shit again mmmkay. Anyways, she ask me-Are you totally gonna watch "I Heart New York" on VH1? I am. I can't wait til that shit comes on.
-Already watching it girl. You know it. All I can say is her mom is CRAZY. Fo' real.
Patti-Cake ask me-Ummmm..... where do you think you would be today had you not married that kick ass hubs of yours?
-Well, how funny you should ask..I pretty much think about this question on a daily basis. I am pretty sure that I would still be married to Brandon and living in his nice triple wide mobile home right next to his momma's house. Not that there is anything wrong with living in a trailer but it was the "next to his momma part" that didn't quite work for me. We would probably have at least 2 kids b/c we both wanted kids..just not with one another.
All kidding aside, I would be totally screwed in a lot of ways if I hadn't met Mr. Pissy I wouldn't have the job that I have now, I wouldn't have the life that I have now. I wouldn't have shit probably.
Foxy Drama Queen ask me-When was the last time you came and froze your ass off in Montreal?
-Well, let's see. NEVER. Gurl, you know I don't like cold weather. Although one day I SWEAR I am gonna make it up that way. When it is nice and warm(er) :)
Susie aske me-What the hell should we have for dinner?
-Go out girl, I am all about it. Screw cooking. It is overrated.
Ok. There you have it.
Have a nice evening bitches.
Love ya, mean it.
6 Comments:
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Elizabeth commented at 7:36 PM~
See, I knew bitching would work.
Need a partner for the Caribbean biz?-
Summer commented at 7:38 PM~
It wouldn't be a good day at all without reading you. Love you too!
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Monogram Queen commented at 8:21 AM~
Hey you could go a month and I would still pop by hoping against hope for a post from Pissy. I can't view you at work anymore but I sure as hell get my pissy fix at home :) Thanks for answering my question. I think it's a common one we ALL ask ourselves from time to time.
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Monogram Queen commented at 8:24 AM~
Oh and most importantly I forgot to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANSISSY! Damn I suck :(
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Kami commented at 11:26 AM~
You just crack me up.
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pack of 2 commented at 8:59 PM~
HA!
Sure....make up some stories for us. Haven't read any good lesbian erotica in a while.;)
Angie
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